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1/9/2016 6:06:16 PM
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"I'm willing... If you can get it to stop clawing johns eyes out"
[b]john holds a hand over his eye [/b]
English
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"Tisk tisk tisk"
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"Can you get the little lettisk to listen to you"
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[b]She turns to the little shit [/b] "I'm gonna need you to stop clawing his eyes out, alright?"
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[b]it squirms around happily and kicks, the way babies do (I think idk children are scared of me xD)[/b]
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"Taking that's a yes"
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"I would hope so."
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[b]She gives it to John [/b] "Time for a test"
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[b]john hesitantly picks it up and it promptly claws at his face with a little mechanical claw. Lucas nearly cries[/b]
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[b]She takes it again and gives it a soft slap[/b] "Bad baby!"
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[b]lucas sheds a single happy tear[/b] "Walkin in my footsteps, no?" [b]the baby stares Lucas in his cold dead eyes... Or what used to be eyes. Lucas holds the baby, who finally gives in.[/b] "YASSSS! VICTORY ISH MIEEEEN!" [b]he drops to his knees and screams in happiness l[/b]
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"Well then"
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[b]he falls onto his back, tears of joy streaming from his face at the simple wonder that the child did him no harm[/b] "YESSS! THIS STUPID THING HATED ME FOR A MONTH... Actually I should probably Feed him..."
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[b]She giggles[/b]
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"N-no.. Seriously I don't think this kid has eaten in like a month.."
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[b]She slaps him and feeds the baby[/b]
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[b]a red hand mark is imprinted on his face[/b] "Uhhh.. We got a potato? Johns half eaten taco? [b]john quickly devours the rest of the taco[/b]
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"Jesus! I'd breastfeed the thing if I could"
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[b]he chucks potatoes at it[/b]
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[b]She catches one and feeds it to the baby[/b]
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[b]the baby munches on it happily, but throws it up eventually[/b] "Well... He's screwed."
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"Indeed"
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[b]he laughs[/b] "I just terrified this poor pregnant woman."
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"Who?"
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"God, I dunno. She was looking for a medic and I just ran up with a coat hangar scream DONT WORRY, I GOT YOU"
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[b]She starts to hysterically laugh, tears of joy in her eyes[/b] "THAT'S THE GREATEST THING EVER!"
