Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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One time it was me and these two girls in an elevator. The 2 girls then started making out. I asked if I could join and they said yes. We then got down on the floor and did it in the elevator. When the elevator stopped in the next floor, the people who were waiting looked like they had seen a ghost. They then came in and joined us. We were going so ham that the elevator collapsed and we all died. THE END