1) One time I took my (ex)boyfriend with me for shopping. Stood still at a lingerie shop, thinking he was still with me but apparently the person next to me, wasn't him. So I saw this absolutely adorable set and grabbed the person his hand like: You think that one would look cute? Let's go try it on and see if its somewhat decent on me. So still not noticing the guy wasn't my (ex)boyfriend I dragged him inside and the moment I pick the set and turn around I see this guy smirking from ear to ear and I just.... Well, ran.
2) Me and friend went to go for a swim once. While swimming I realized I still had on my bracelet and didn't want to risk anything so I went to my locker, putting it in there. When I returned I thought I saw my friend so I jumped into the pool and jumped into her back trying to scare her. Let me tell you; it was not my friend.
3) At one of my many hospital visits I was waiting in the waiting room (obviously) and saw a very cute looking like who happened to have a broken leg so my immediate thought: THIS ONE CANT RUN AWAY!! So I went to the vending machine next to him, purposely dropping my wallet to make him talk to me. He picked up my wallet (the best he could) and that's when I noticed he spoke English. (It was during the summer so i assume he was on a holiday here) I really did suck at the language back in that time so he asked if I was okay.
Me: Yes, you?
Him: *pointing at his leg* it could be worse. What's wrong with you?
Me: Yes, you? *face palm*
Him: *laughing and he gives me his number*: text me whenever you're free.
Me: Oh, I will definitely sext you! *dies inside, never texted the guy out of embarrassment*
My life is just one awkward encounter with people after another. I'm not even lying.
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I'm laughing harder than I should be XD
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Lol, you're welcome :')
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You call it embarrassing, I call it really freaking adorable.
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Awe, lol xD [spoiler]but no.[/spoiler]
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Iz twue. I'll argue this anywhere, anytime.
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But... But.. (;-; )
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But what?
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I forgot (;-; )
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Good. Continue forgetting your argument, because you weren't right.
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Good point, good point. But I'm curious.
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Edited by Forum Therapist: 3/31/2016 9:47:00 AMThank you for agreeing with me. <3
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I'm not agreeing on something I don't remember :O
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Too late. >:D
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Grmpfgh =(
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Go to sleep. You can harrumph in the morning.
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But... It is morning (•-• )
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Alright smartass.
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Well, I might have taken some sleep after that message.
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\(^-^\)
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[quote]You call it embarrassing, I call it really freaking adorable.[/quote] Agreed
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[quote][quote]You call it embarrassing, I call it really freaking adorable. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/quote] Agreed[/quote] [spoiler]Yes I am stalking you. Or'just catching up.[/spoiler]
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[quote]THIS ONE CANT RUN AWAY!![/quote]I wouldn't run... (._. )
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Awe <(•-•<)!
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(>^-^)>