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1/10/2016 3:46:14 AM
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1) One time I took my (ex)boyfriend with me for shopping. Stood still at a lingerie shop, thinking he was still with me but apparently the person next to me, wasn't him. So I saw this absolutely adorable set and grabbed the person his hand like: You think that one would look cute? Let's go try it on and see if its somewhat decent on me. So still not noticing the guy wasn't my (ex)boyfriend I dragged him inside and the moment I pick the set and turn around I see this guy smirking from ear to ear and I just.... Well, ran.
2) Me and friend went to go for a swim once. While swimming I realized I still had on my bracelet and didn't want to risk anything so I went to my locker, putting it in there. When I returned I thought I saw my friend so I jumped into the pool and jumped into her back trying to scare her. Let me tell you; it was not my friend.
3) At one of my many hospital visits I was waiting in the waiting room (obviously) and saw a very cute looking like who happened to have a broken leg so my immediate thought: THIS ONE CANT RUN AWAY!! So I went to the vending machine next to him, purposely dropping my wallet to make him talk to me. He picked up my wallet (the best he could) and that's when I noticed he spoke English. (It was during the summer so i assume he was on a holiday here) I really did suck at the language back in that time so he asked if I was okay.
Me: Yes, you?
Him: *pointing at his leg* it could be worse. What's wrong with you?
Me: Yes, you? *face palm*
Him: *laughing and he gives me his number*: text me whenever you're free.
Me: Oh, I will definitely sext you! *dies inside, never texted the guy out of embarrassment*
My life is just one awkward encounter with people after another. I'm not even lying.
English
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One or the other. It depends on what happens.
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Probably something that makes me wish that the earth would suck me up and makes me disappear forever (._. )
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We can't allow that to happen.
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Awe, that's nice :3
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[b] [/b]
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What on earth... (O_o)
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I don't know. I just know I need more pictures of this thing.
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At first I thought: Awe, look at its cute little head. And than I saw the hands and I can officially say I'm quite creeped out. IT HAS HUMAN HANDS?!?!
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I don't even know what it's supposed to be, that's what makes it funny for me.
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Some sort of humanly cat if you ask me (o_O)
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I can live with that.
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Good (^-^ )
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I wish any of my IRL friends would be as interesting as you (._. )
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Be glad they aren't. I'm an embarrassment to my friends (•-• )
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I wish anyone I knew would have hilarious stories like these c:
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You didn't text him, but did you sext him??
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No, I regret everything.
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you regret not sexting a stranger? You dirty girl
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It was a mistake (;-; )
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What's your first language?
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Dutch (^-^ )
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Edited by Zackattack_12_: 2/22/2016 12:34:33 PMWait, you jumped INTO a girls back? Yeah, that would be really awkward.
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Edited by x Lets Get It On: 2/22/2016 12:35:43 PMOnto. [spoiler]shhh, my English is flawless (;-; ) !! [/spoiler]
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Eh, close enough. [spoiler]i knew what you meant ;)[/spoiler]
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I don't even know (;-; ) [spoiler]Oh, haha, okay (/.\) [/spoiler]
