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1/10/2016 6:05:22 AM
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1. i was on vacay in germany last summer and so we went to this public pool with my sisters and niblings. since the kids couldn't take the slide alone, i had to come with them and make sure they didn't drown. anyways, as i am on top of the slide trying to slide down with my niece, this stranger comes right behind me and places his hands on my waist. i can't fuсking do anything because i'm holding my niece and can't let go of her, and so we 3 sled down the slide like a happy family. also he was probably 4 years younger than me.. and with his terrible english, he tried to convince me that i in no way look like i'm 19. he decided i was 16, and so i spent all day avoiding him. fun times, fun times.
2. this was also last summer. i was gonna take a plane home, and there was a line to the check-in. as i was getting closer to the check in, there was a one-step stair in front of me that i didn't notice and so i tripped awkwardly and grabbed the first thing i saw... an old lady's arm. poor woman.. i almost dragged her down with me.
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\(•_•\) (/•_•)/ (v•_•)v v(•_•v) <(•_•<) (>•_•)> t(•_•t)
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⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ⌒ヽ / へ＼ / / ＼＼ ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_ ﾉ
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( •-•)
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Tell us more ( •_•)/
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i'll have to think .__.
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More ( •-•)/
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Mmmooorrreee
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i'ma think!!
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Yay thank you ( ^_^)
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The guy was like mmmmmm a 16 year old girl.
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lmao !
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First one is funny as -blam!-
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it was creepy af .-.
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[quote]anyways, as i am on top of the slide trying to slide down with my niece, this stranger comes right behind me and places his hands on my waist. i can't fuсking do anything because i'm holding my niece and can't let go of her, and so we 3 sled down the slide like a happy family.[/quote] •____• Dafuq...?
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stop it guys ;-; english isn't my first-language
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Yes it is
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you lie like a rug ._.
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No u, English is the only language you know
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Stop lying
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[quote]niblings[/quote]
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that's what it's called ;-;
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What is a nibling?
