1. i was on vacay in germany last summer and so we went to this public pool with my sisters and niblings. since the kids couldn't take the slide alone, i had to come with them and make sure they didn't drown. anyways, as i am on top of the slide trying to slide down with my niece, this stranger comes right behind me and places his hands on my waist. i can't fuсking do anything because i'm holding my niece and can't let go of her, and so we 3 sled down the slide like a happy family. also he was probably 4 years younger than me.. and with his terrible english, he tried to convince me that i in no way look like i'm 19. he decided i was 16, and so i spent all day avoiding him. fun times, fun times. 2. this was also last summer. i was gonna take a plane home, and there was a line to the check-in. as i was getting closer to the check in, there was a one-step stair in front of me that i didn't notice and so i tripped awkwardly and grabbed the first thing i saw... an old lady's arm. poor woman.. i almost dragged her down with me.