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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/11/2016 1:56:14 AM
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[i]"What?! No....no....no mask?! Why...why was their no mask! Why. I...why?! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE. WHY WASN'T IT THERE?! DO YOU HAVE IT? ARE YOU KEEPING IT FOR YOURSELF?![/i]
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*Walks up to the salesman* Shut up *Punches the salesman in the face*
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[i]"Ah!"[/i] [b]He falls to the ground[/b] [spoiler]Damn...[/spoiler] [i]"I-I'm sorry. I....got carried away. Didn't know what I was thinking! Heh.... Uhhhh. Let's go back to the forest yes? In the ancient grove where the pedestal lies? I think it's time to end this...."[/i]
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[spoiler]Well Zane's best friend is now dead, he's gonna be pissed off[/spoiler] Lead the way, let's get this over with
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[i]"A-alright!"[/i] [b]You go through the lost woods. No music plays as you walk through this time. You arrive at the pedestal. Where the Princes blade had stood.[/b] [i]"Put the blade In the pedestal. And seal Majora within it."[/i] [b]You realize that....it's not the salesman who is talking....[/b]
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*Jumps back, and draws the Fierce Deity blade* Who are you?!
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[b]The salesman is gone.[/b] [i]"Me? Well. You don't need to know my name. Really. But...I have been watching you over your journey. Your quest for the orbs. How you bent time like a rubber pencil. Quite....fascinating. You did all of this. To get him back yes? Tell me. If you could. Would you have left Majora alive...knowing that he would Return? That he would have kept his life?"[/i]
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*I lower my blade* No, he was just being used by Majora, that's not life, that's slavery. I killed him because I didn't want him to suffer anymore. He's free now, and no longer fighting for control.
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[i]"But....what If he was still alive? If Majora had somehow...taken a different body. Would you have spared Majora if you could keep your friend alive?[/i]
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I don't want to answer that....
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[i]"Ah. Well. Sorry for snooping then. Now...I believe you have some...unfinished business?"[/i] [b]She gestures to the podium [/b]
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What will happen once I return the blade?
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[i]"Well. This is the first time it has ever been sealed in its true form. And with the soul of Majora in it? I am uncertain."[/i]
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Great, just great *Sighs* Well, here's hoping nothing too bad happens *Walks up and places the Fierce Deity blade in the pedestal*
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[b]A bright light shines as you put the blade in the petal. Then, a symbol of a crescent moon begins glowing on the pedestal. The sword pommel pops open. And you see a button.[/b] >Press button? >Don't press button? [spoiler]This might be one of the most important choices you make.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]really.....[/spoiler] *Looks to the mystery woman* You know anything about this?
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[i]"Like I said....I have never seen this before."[/i]
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Well, let's find out *Presses*
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[b]A giant white portal opens in front of the blade. You can't see into it. [/b]
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Interesting *Looks over to the mystery woman* You coming?
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[i]"Well I'm not sure how- OH MY GOD!"[/i] "Oh come on buttercup. You gunna treat your ole flame like that?" [b]You turn. And you see him. It's...The deity.[/b] "YOU. See what happens when you just forget about me? SHIT. Hits the fan! Like, whoever is writing this TOTALLY wanted you to suffer." [spoiler]Every wondered what would happen if you mixed deadpool and handsome Jack?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Huh, didn't see that one coming[/spoiler] Um......what?!
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"Oh come on man! You treated me like that one retard in school you didn't want to talk to! I was so offended! And left!"
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I'm so confused......
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"Oh for f[u]u[/u]cks sake I. AM. BACK. Reaaaaad. MY. Lipssssss!" [i]"Nonono....."[/i] "Oh calm down sheik we both now your having an orgasm at the sight of me. NOW!" [b]He grabs the fierce deity blade and pulls it out of the pedestal.[/b] "Ohhhh how's baby doing? Is baby doing good? Ohhhh yes. Who's the best? You are!" [b]He begins making baby faces with the Blade....[/b]
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*Coughs* Hello?
