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1/12/2016 1:41:58 AM
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If you put Thor's hammer in an elevator
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2 RepliesThe elevator would lift it Due to how it is an inanimate object Has no intelligence Has shit music Makes you scared Haunts your dreams at nights Sleeps with your girl Literately pulls more girls than you Gives 0 -blam!-s God what have I gotten into
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4 RepliesIf it be worthy...
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Elevator is worthy
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If the hammer would make the elevator go down, wouldn't it break through the floor when ever Thor put it down, too?
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It would just stay there. Elevator keeps going up.
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1 ReplyWhat would happen if you threw a cat with its back facing the ground, but Thor's hammer tied to his back?
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ELEVATOR AIN'T WORTHY
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I'm guessing you saw a certain Big Bang Theory episode.
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Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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2 RepliesWhat if the hilt was pointing upward, and we taped a cat to it?
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The elevator moves up. The hammer isn't heavy, it just can't be wielded by those who aren't worthy.
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The hammer goes up and stays in place at the same time Quantum crap
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The earth rotates and revolves around the sun. It constantly moves the hammer even when it seems to resting on the ground. It's best not to overthink these things and just roll with it.
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I is a TadPaul
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Edited by Einstein1507: 1/14/2016 1:44:28 AMThe elevator goes up. I believe that it's not so much super heavy as it has magical properties.
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1 ReplyEdited by Cyndergate: 1/13/2016 7:37:24 PMWhat if I used my Sonic Screwdriver on it?
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//[i]Does not compute[/i]
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ELAVATOR NOT WORTHY
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3 RepliesThe elevator would go up, simply because the elevator isn't man. So it can't be deemed worthy or unworthy so it just goes up.
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9 RepliesWhat if the hammer was floating around in space for some reason. Could you pick it up then since it would be weightless? If not, then what would it ground you to so you couldn't lift it?
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15 RepliesWhat if Thor picked up the hammer, then the Hulk picked up Thor.
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If Thor put hammer on ground. Would Earth rotate?
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2 RepliesElevator functions as normal. Evidence: Thor on Helicarrier, Thor supported and moved with hammer no ill effects on Helicarrier Thor on Quin-jet, same Thor moved and supported with no ill effects on Quin-Jet. Mjolnir sitting on glass table with no ill effects on table. Real question is Vision worthy, or simply a machine like an elevator? That is the existential point being asked in the movie
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4 RepliesThere is an avengers movie where Hulk picks it up...
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1 ReplyThe fiber of reality would be ripped to shreds as your life became a ruinous hellscape of your own doing
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3 RepliesInstructions unclear: dick stuck in hammer
