Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Not so much for me, but for some dude on the bus. His phone goes off and his ringtone was some anime intro type music. The whole bus heard it. Like, dude... you got some balls to set that as your ringtone... that, or you're freaking stupid.