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1/12/2016 2:44:29 PM
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I am a soulless heartless human being, cursed to never feel love, I have never loved anyone, not even myself and no one will ever love me, hate you too...
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*Hugs you tightly* No..no... I love you.. I've always loved you and I will always do.. Nothing will stop my never ending love for you.. You can be loved.
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*phases out of reality*
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No...! Don't goooo! :(
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*voice from nowhere* no one can ever love me, I am cursed... Wooooohhhoooohooo
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*turns on light* *sees you under a white sheet* *runs and hugs you* Stop.. stop denying it! You know you can be loved and I will do that for you!
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*turns out it's a rabid cat, not me, and the cat starts clawing you*
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*Throws up the other sheet* *Hugz u*
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*turns into a swarm of bees, you know what happens next*
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Yes I do! *We make sweet love to each other*
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*you make love with a bear*
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This getting hilarious.
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By that point I just wanted to be as ridiculous as I could
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You were wearing a bear suit!
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No, I was in the other room
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*Bursts in* There you are!
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*vanish in smoke*
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*Grabs you* [i]You aren't escaping me![/i] *Leans in* [i]No more running..[/i] [b]We both share a kiss..[/b]
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*you kiss a toad man, I just left the building*
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Arghh!! *I chase you.* *I knock you to the ground* [i]Stop RUNNING![/i]
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*grows wings and flies away*
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*cuts off wings* I'm not really a fan of those ..
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*you notice you just tried to clip the wings of a pterodactyl*
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I'm done. [i]*Leaves*[/i]
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*as you start to walk away you wake up in a garbage can with a note to your left, and a ak to the right* note:[spoiler]heh, thank you for being a scapegoat for those robberies, if you don't mind in living it rich now, and you are now the most wanted person on the planet *as you finish reading the note crackles and burns*[/spoiler] *police are now shouting for you to come out*
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What... What is this madness! *runs away*
