Years ago, I was invited to a very close friend's graduation party. It was at a beach in a public park, but I had never been to it and didn't realize it had several entrances. I end up going into the parking lot that was about a ten minute walk from the beach; it was a lovely day and a pleasant walk.
I saw a guy who had to be in late 40s, maybe early 50s walking his bike. I asked if he knew the direction of the beach. He pointed me in the right direction and walked with me a bit. We had some idle chat, and then at one point he asked, "So, are you horny?"
I calmly said, "Not really, no." He then asked if I was getting any, and I told him that my ex and I were quite content with what we were doing at the time. After a moment, he wished me a good day and good luck finding the beach, and he rode off.
Like always, it took a few minutes for me to register what had just happened. The odd thing is I was never freaked out during the exchange.
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This is what our world is coming to. Being a guy is no longer safe.
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HA! GAYYYYY
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In hindsight, yes. '0'
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Wait... Pelo is a grill?
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Pelo is not a grill. Maybe that's why I wasn't weirded out as it was happening; no one's really hit on me or asked to sleep with me (maybe one person indirectly did, but that's a story for another thread).
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Oh lol
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But if you want me to be a grill for you, I will gladly cook your burgers 'n' dogs all day long... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]...goddammit, now I want a cheeseburger and hot dog...[/spoiler]
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