Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Years ago, I was invited to a very close friend's graduation party. It was at a beach in a public park, but I had never been to it and didn't realize it had several entrances. I end up going into the parking lot that was about a ten minute walk from the beach; it was a lovely day and a pleasant walk. I saw a guy who had to be in late 40s, maybe early 50s walking his bike. I asked if he knew the direction of the beach. He pointed me in the right direction and walked with me a bit. We had some idle chat, and then at one point he asked, "So, are you horny?" I calmly said, "Not really, no." He then asked if I was getting any, and I told him that my ex and I were quite content with what we were doing at the time. After a moment, he wished me a good day and good luck finding the beach, and he rode off. Like always, it took a few minutes for me to register what had just happened. The odd thing is I was never freaked out during the exchange.