Lol
I have lots....
One of my worst was having a bee fly up my pants at the water park, and awkwardly trying to get him out without dropping my pants
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Beats having your trunks pushed down to your ankles on some surfboard ride you got stuck in the waves on with a huge line of people waiting for their turn. Lol.
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Damn •~• did they at least stop the wave to give you a chance to get up? Or did they just leave it on for a little?
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Nope afer a few moments of fighting for life and completely losing my shorts I managed to escape. With shorts and life. Dignity has been scarred.
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Maybe get some drawstring trunks next time and tie them [b]tight[/b]
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And having an old lady accuse you of masturbating in public?
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Yup ._.