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Edited by Devious_Melons: 1/12/2016 10:14:36 PM
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North Korea just reached a new world milestone in technology!

http://www.theonion.com/article/north-korea-successfully-harvests-wheat-show-growi-52132 [quote]ARLINGTON, VA—Calling the effort a dramatic display of the Asian country’s powerful capabilities, officials from the RAND Corporation confirmed Wednesday that North Korea has successfully harvested wheat. “Our most generous estimates projected that they would not produce the cereal grain for at least another 15 years, but the evidence revealed that North Korea is far more advanced than expected,” said lead analyst Art Bennett, explaining that the 20-square-foot wheat crop, which was cultivated outside of Pyongyang, could potentially lead to the development of flour within the next decade. “We can’t say conclusively whether or not they actually filled an entire bushel basket. What we do know is that this progress has put the world on notice. North Korea could very well have bread by 2050.” At press time, satellite images revealed that North Korean military had begun to assemble a rudimentary grain silo.[/quote] This shows the DPRK is a threat to national security, north Korea is already growing wheat and soon to make bread, they have settled down. We are no match with our hunter gatherer culture against with the farmers of north Korea. O such dreadful times!
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