Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Woke up after a very crazy party with the overwhelming need to use the restroom. I ran in sat down and let's just say beer, pizza, and drunken cereal are not a good mix. Well mid explosion I hear someone barfing. I open the shower curtains to find a girl had passed out in the tub that night. I closed the shower clean up and walk out. I didn't cone out of my room until my buddy assured me she left