Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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I was at the rek room after class with my friends at college. And my friend Priscilla told me to turn around and bend over alil over the ping-pong table. She took a pic, and showed it to a random guy and asked him "what you think? Is that a guys or girls ass?" The guy replies "its chick, nice, big and firm, how I like it." We all start laughing and tell him its a guys ass,my ass. The guy gets embarrassed and leaves, power walks outta there. That was -blam!-ing awkward, seriously