Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Once when i was 5 yrs old, me and my twin brother were at a Chinese restaurant with our mom and her friend. They had this huge fish tank with all kinds of interesting fish inside. Me and my twin were laughing at the fish, when all of a sudden, this old lady comes up to me and my brother and yelling "SHUT UP! YOU SHUT UP!" Me and my brother start crying, but guess who's right next to us? [spoiler]our mom[/spoiler] [spoiler]dont mess with momma bear lol[/spoiler]