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Edited by Brokenspade:
1/15/2016 5:10:14 PM
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Xur is on meth.
Seriously.
He's locked himself in a dark room
He always wears a dark hoodie, day or night, warm or cold; down low to hide his face.
He has weird marks on his face.
He's always bartering random stuff, that nobody that looks [i]that[/i] homeless should be able to afford. And he won't say where he gets it.
Nobody ever sees him come or go. Ever...
Those "drives" he sells, kinda look like the novelty lighters, you buy from a glass shop...
He sells needles.
He's tweeking. We need to stage an intervention.
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I've seen him leave he just de spawns
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1 ReplyEdited by Guardian3357: 1/20/2016 7:54:12 AMHe's the merchant from RE4, we already decided that. He pops up in random places, takes his own special currency, sells weapons and armor, practically has the same get-up, raspy voice with dark quotes, etc. Its already official that Xur is the Merchant from Resident Evil 4.
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Brings back memories.
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1 ReplyHe told me his will isn't his own...definitely been hitting the meth too hard if he can't control himself...
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5 RepliesHe looked so much healthier when he worked for capcom. Selling guns was a lot better money back then I guess.
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1 ReplyAgent of the nineball
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Edited by JeredB: 1/19/2016 7:41:58 PM
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Might want to check his arms for tracks next time
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I thought it was awkward that he is always in a dark corner. I think we need to talk to him
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11 RepliesDamn Xur he has no backup plans...
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2 RepliesThe Nine are really in his head.
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"He's tweeking" I'm done lol
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1 ReplyShhhh he's a good supplier.
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1 ReplyDude this is so true...so that's what strange coins are for they're kinda like bitcoins
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1 Reply"He had weird marks on his face" You can't see his face can you? I thought that the only thing that you could see was the grass sticking out and his eyes
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1 ReplyHas he relocated?
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Xur is a junkie. All he needs is an intervention. To see people around him who care. People who are willing to help. People he used to love. But perhaps.... His customers.... They're junkie's too. When was the last time you made eye contact with anybody who shops through Xur? Didn't think so. His influence has run deep. Kinderguardians don't even consider the risk. And is there anyone to stop them? No. All there are, are people who take one look Then turn and walk away. More has to be done to clean up this mess. More has to be done.
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2 RepliesHis teeth fell out
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3 RepliesI suppose Zavala and Amanda holiday would be cooking the meth.
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31 Special Coins for a random Year 1 Exotic weapon that is going to be 280 light and that you may already have is totally fvcked. It proves your point I reckon.
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5 RepliesI personally think he's a pothead and he hits the bong frequently with Brother Vance at The Lighthouse. Next time you go flawless, check out all the bong looking pottery and incense.
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2 RepliesTelling ya man...its the Spirit Bloom, that shit make you do some funny things
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1 ReplyHIIIIIIIIIII XURRRRR
