I want you to crunch your dick on the Legos then find a cat shit on it then walk into a bar naked and say "I am a ghoooost!" After that make a booger and cum smoothie and drink it all and lastly get your dick crushed with a 20 ton bowling ball at high speeds and sing opera while doing it and if you stop singing you have to get your dick crushed by a 20 ton bowling ball and have to sing opera until you sing the full opera song and don't stop
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Someone's fetishes are getting the better of them tonight. Ok honey , what can I do for you. * puts on latex gloves*
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Edited by TheAlphaPorch: 1/16/2016 2:17:56 PMOh bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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* prepares the lube*
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Well, now what?
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Now eat sum shit cum stew
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Kinky, eh?
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Now what?
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Now eat some shit cum stew
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So you want me to be circumcised... Got it
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