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1/16/2016 6:33:40 AM
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[spoiler]Legit made me lol[/spoiler]
[b]He looks around frantically[/b]
Think, think, think
[b]He spots a ship with someone getting out of it[/b]
Oh I have a death wish don't I...
[b]He runs towards the ship[/b]
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You soon realize your mistake as he pulls a gun. "Not so fast. She won the bet, and so we made our deal. We always honor our deals." You quickly realize he's part of the gang.
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[b]He doesn't even slow down, grabbing the gun with his right hand, breaking the man's wrist with his left, then grabbing his fore arm with his left and sending him sprawling[/b]
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As you check the ship, you see [b]THE LICENSE PLATE SAYS FRESH AND IT HAS DICE IN THE MIRROR![/b] [spoiler]jk[/spoiler] You hop in as you see the ship is gaining distance, fast.
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Uh, uh, which button does what, god I wished I had listen to Xavier teach me how to fly... [b]He scans through all the buttons, picking one from time to time, finally starting the ship[/b]
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And my ship is gone. [spoiler]*fart noises*[/spoiler]
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Oh no you don't... [b]He puts the thrusters to full, with the landing gear still out.[/b]
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You start to see my ship in the distance.
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I need to take her in alive don't I... God, I really do have a death wish. [b]He puts the ship on auto pilot, and starts searching through the back of the ship for something[/b]
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You find a harpoon gun as well as a a flare gun. You also find a stun pistol.
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What the hell was this guy doing.... [spoiler]Have we broken the atmosphere yet, or is there still enough oxygen outside the ship?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Still enough oxygen.[/spoiler]
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Guess this'll have to do. [b]He looks through the window to see how close her ship is.[/b]
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It's fairly close now.
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Here goes nothing. [b]He leaves the ship on autopilot, but puts it as fast as it'll go. He opens the back of the ship, holding in with one arm around a support beam, and holding the harpoon gun with the other[/b]
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[spoiler]Cue a CoD-level action stunt[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I'll put CoD to shame.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]That true? Huh.[/spoiler]
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[b]He sees the ship beneath him, takes a deep breath, and fires the harpoon, landing it a few yards above the cockpit[/b] [spoiler]That is so.[/spoiler]
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The harpoon bounces off the shields of the ship, falling down to the planet below. [spoiler]*fart noises*[/spoiler]
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Think, think, think. [b]His eyes light up, and he starts disassembling and reassembling the flare gun and stun gun[/b] [spoiler]Now you're just being rude.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Logic man, logic.[/spoiler]
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He holds up what looks like a modified flare gun, but is actually a weapon designed to overload the shields. [spoiler]Since when do common transports have shields. Logic my foot.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Since when do gangs use common transports?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Since when are gang vehicles allowed out and about without anyone giving so much as a second glance?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It's a remote desert planet, and the area on said planet is controlled by the gang.[/spoiler]
