"You are my friend and those jokes are really -blam!-ed up"
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"Are they? Are they reaaaally that messed up" [b]he waves his hand around trying to use Jedi mind tricks[/b] "This isn't the joke your offended by"
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"They are definitely -blam!-ed up in this situation."
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"THIS ISNT THE JOKE YOUR OFFENDED BY.." [b]he continues to wave his hand around[/b] "Why are you so offended by it anyway?"
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"Just stop, your failed suicide jokes pissed me off"
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"Oh you mean like this" [b]he drives a knife deeply into his gut, leaking blood and stomach acids onto the floor.[/b]
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"Yes like that."
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[b]he remains silent and lays there. Motionless[/b]
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"I dont believe you anymore"
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[b]silence[/b]
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"I'm not doing this anymore" [b]She enters her room and closes the door[/b]
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[b]he says nothing, gets up and walks off with Scarlett's wallet[/b]
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"I NOTICED THAT" [b]She summons her dragon and makes it grab her wallet[/b]
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Edited by Cosmic: 1/16/2016 1:49:01 PM[b]he runs down the hall, chucking the wallet at the lizard[/b] [spoiler]lol u hate me yet?[/spoiler]
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[b]Its a lot faster than him and eats him alive[/b] [spoiler]kinda[/spoiler]
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Edited by Cosmic: 1/16/2016 1:55:27 PM[b]he gores the stupid thing with a sword and jumps out screaming "DYING IS TOO MAINSTREAAAAAM!"[/b]
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[b]He cant get out because its a metal cyberdragon[/b] "Come back" [b]The dragon returns and drops him on the ground[/b] "Why?" [b]She grabs her wallet and kicks him in the face[/b] "It doesnt even have money in it"
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Edited by Cosmic: 1/16/2016 2:04:01 PM[b]hes completely covered in stomach acids and just walks away at this point[/b] "Cuz your buddy over here ate it"
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"He's a robot, he doesnt eat. I dont have ir need money, thats why theres no money in it. I steal stuff."
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"Don't we all?"
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"We do, but i do nothing but stealing." [b]She smiles as she closes the door, his wallet in her hand[/b] "Bye"
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[b]he leaves[/b]
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[spoiler]End thats one annoying little guy[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]thank you, I tried[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you succeeded[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]a winner is me :3[/spoiler]