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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/16/2016 10:51:01 PM
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[b]a whistle is barely heard from outside the walls of the Dojo[/b]
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[b]The fierce deity hears it. And goes to investigate.[/b] Hey! Whoever is the ass trying to be a deer giving a mediocre mating call, IT IS NOT TURNING ME ON!
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[b]hears scratching on a Dojo wall[/b]
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[b]He turns to it.[/b] Oh. So your into the kinky teasing then eh?! Well I'll tell ya what! [b]He walks towards the wall.[/b]
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[b]nothing is there[/b] [b]as you are looking and your back is turned and arrow goes right above your shoulder and pins your shirt to the wall[/b] [b]the same happens to your other shoulder and your legs[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/17/2016 1:58:29 AM[b]The two arrows break off his shoulders. But the third catches his tunic.[/b] SON OF A BITCH! NOBODY WRECKS MY GOD DAMN TUNIC! [b] He tears the arrow out and speeds incredibly fast in there general direction.[/b] FU[i]C[/i]K YOU YOU INVISIBLE ARROW SHOOTING PIECE OF SHIT! [spoiler]Uh-oh. You pissed him off.[/spoiler]
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[b]laughs because you think you can find me[/b] [b]falls out of tree[/b] Uh oh.
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[b]He turns to you and sees you. His eyes shine a blinding white[/b] YOU. [b]He flies over to you at the speed of sound and throws you through a tree. Then picks you up and stabs your leg onto a high branch. Making you hang there[/b] YOU TORE MY TUNIC YOU ASS
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[b]as you pick me you gets shot in the tunic by someone else[/b] [b]they are to your right[/b]
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YOU ASSHOLE. [b]He grabs you by the throat and tears you off the tree. Then draws the fierce deity blade. He swings it repeatedly as he flies right sending out 30 beams of hard light, cutting down trees as they fly into an unsuspecting target[/b]
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[b]you trip over a tree branch because why not[/b] [b]you get picked up be something sharp and start flying in the sky[/b] [b]you feel 3 objects around your body that's holding you up(like an eagle's feet)[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/17/2016 2:16:06 AM[b]He looks up[/b] WHAT. THE. FU[i]C[/i]K. [b]He slashes whatever is holding him.[/b] [spoiler]I was flying....and tripped over a branch... >Tubbs logic [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you were flying?[/spoiler] [spoiler]oh well[/spoiler] [b]before you slash it drops you[/b]
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[b]The deity stops and flies.[/b] REALLY YOU ASS? YOU THINK YOU CAN DROP ME?! [b]He now sees whatever it was that was holding him.[/b] [spoiler]Checkm8 wat is it?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lel[/spoiler] [b]it's a giant eagle[/b]
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YOU ARE MINE BITCH! [b]He flies on top of the eagle and lands on it's then puts his hand to its skull and a giant white light glows. He now controls the eagle[/b] LETS KILL SOME COMMIES! Oh...wait...wrong script.... LETS KILL SOME TUNIC HATERS! [b]He flies the eagle down and picks you up. [/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 1/17/2016 2:33:24 AM[b]when you fly up to it you all of a sudden get tackled by a man with a hood[/b] [i]I'LL DIE BEFORE YOU HURT HIM!!![/i]
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[b]The fierce deity grabs him by the throat as he flies in the air.[/b] Wait. Did. Did you actually think that was gunna work? Like...seriously? You thought that was a good plan? Wow. That was just...just some next level stupid. Seriously. And this is coming from the guy who thought sex with Giants was a good idea. [b]He throws the man straight into the ground. Making a huge crater. And decimating the trees in the vicinity. He flies down and walks up to the broken body.[/b] Now who the hell are you? [b]He takes off the mans hood.[/b]
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[b]the man is already dead because you just slammed him into the ground from high up[/b] [spoiler]btw this isn't the first guy[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Im assuming the first guy was you.[/spoiler] [b]He still takes off his hood.[/b] Oh. Right. [b]He spins incredibly fast swinging his blade. And a giant beam sweeps around him in a radius. Cutting anyone who was in it in half.[/b]
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[spoiler]not Tubbs, but a new character[/spoiler] [b]nobody was there[/b] [b]you hear the eagle screech and fly down to the body[/b]
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[b]He backs up.[/b]
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[b]the eagle nudges it with his beak[/b]
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[b] He jumps on it [/b] FOR THE EMPIRE-I MEAN FREEDOM! [b]He does the same thing he was going to do to the eagle and flies around [/b]
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[b]it flies back when you try to jump on it[/b] [b]it screeches at you[/b]
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[spoiler]Tubbs....[/spoiler] [spoiler]Your blocking my flow here...[/spoiler] Ya F[i]U[/i]CK you too! [b]He flips the eagle the bird [/b]
