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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/17/2016 2:10:16 AM
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YOU ASSHOLE.
[b]He grabs you by the throat and tears you off the tree. Then draws the fierce deity blade. He swings it repeatedly as he flies right sending out 30 beams of hard light, cutting down trees as they fly into an unsuspecting target[/b]
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[b]you trip over a tree branch because why not[/b] [b]you get picked up be something sharp and start flying in the sky[/b] [b]you feel 3 objects around your body that's holding you up(like an eagle's feet)[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/17/2016 2:16:06 AM[b]He looks up[/b] WHAT. THE. FU[i]C[/i]K. [b]He slashes whatever is holding him.[/b] [spoiler]I was flying....and tripped over a branch... >Tubbs logic [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you were flying?[/spoiler] [spoiler]oh well[/spoiler] [b]before you slash it drops you[/b]
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[b]The deity stops and flies.[/b] REALLY YOU ASS? YOU THINK YOU CAN DROP ME?! [b]He now sees whatever it was that was holding him.[/b] [spoiler]Checkm8 wat is it?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lel[/spoiler] [b]it's a giant eagle[/b]
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YOU ARE MINE BITCH! [b]He flies on top of the eagle and lands on it's then puts his hand to its skull and a giant white light glows. He now controls the eagle[/b] LETS KILL SOME COMMIES! Oh...wait...wrong script.... LETS KILL SOME TUNIC HATERS! [b]He flies the eagle down and picks you up. [/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 1/17/2016 2:33:24 AM[b]when you fly up to it you all of a sudden get tackled by a man with a hood[/b] [i]I'LL DIE BEFORE YOU HURT HIM!!![/i]
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[b]The fierce deity grabs him by the throat as he flies in the air.[/b] Wait. Did. Did you actually think that was gunna work? Like...seriously? You thought that was a good plan? Wow. That was just...just some next level stupid. Seriously. And this is coming from the guy who thought sex with Giants was a good idea. [b]He throws the man straight into the ground. Making a huge crater. And decimating the trees in the vicinity. He flies down and walks up to the broken body.[/b] Now who the hell are you? [b]He takes off the mans hood.[/b]
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[b]the man is already dead because you just slammed him into the ground from high up[/b] [spoiler]btw this isn't the first guy[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Im assuming the first guy was you.[/spoiler] [b]He still takes off his hood.[/b] Oh. Right. [b]He spins incredibly fast swinging his blade. And a giant beam sweeps around him in a radius. Cutting anyone who was in it in half.[/b]
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[spoiler]not Tubbs, but a new character[/spoiler] [b]nobody was there[/b] [b]you hear the eagle screech and fly down to the body[/b]
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[b]He backs up.[/b]
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[b]the eagle nudges it with his beak[/b]
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[b] He jumps on it [/b] FOR THE EMPIRE-I MEAN FREEDOM! [b]He does the same thing he was going to do to the eagle and flies around [/b]
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[b]it flies back when you try to jump on it[/b] [b]it screeches at you[/b]
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[spoiler]Tubbs....[/spoiler] [spoiler]Your blocking my flow here...[/spoiler] Ya F[i]U[/i]CK you too! [b]He flips the eagle the bird [/b]
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[spoiler]LET IT GRIEF[/spoiler] [spoiler]YOU JUST KILLED IT'S OWNER[/spoiler] [b]it walks back to the body[/b]
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[b]The deity fixes his tunic [/b]
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[b]the bird soon realizes it's owner died[/b] [b]it screeches really loud[/b]
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Ya ya. Here have some god damn music. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M
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[b]it looks up at you angrily[/b]
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[b]He throws it a stick [/b]
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[b]it bites it in half[/b] [b]it jumps up and charges at you[/b] [b]in mid-air you hear a whistle and it stops and lands[/b] [b]a man in a bright green hood and cape with brown hide armor walks up to you[/b] [b]the armor covers his whole body[/b] [spoiler]it's not heavy armor but more lightweight[/spoiler] [b]as you examine his armor you see a belt with pouches holding weapons and you can't help but notice a mini quiver on the belt, it's the size of a cell phone and is a cylinder(obviously) with the back of arrows sticking out[/b] [b]in his boots you see a knife handle barely sticking out[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/17/2016 2:26:25 PMWell look what we got here! So who are you, Robin Hood? A ranger of mordor? Some really good cosplayer? [spoiler]Man. That's the longest post you've ever made [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i know, that's the first thing I though too[/spoiler] Me? I'm the guy who just saved your a**. [b]the eagle points to its owners dead body with it's beak[/b] [b]the man sees it[/b] [b]he looks back at you[/b] I should of let you die. But I hear a man named Tubbs is here. And you're gonna take me to him.
