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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/18/2016 4:38:13 PM
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Garth: Son of a Bi-
*he gets hit by your laser*
Tubbs: Ooh! I wanna count down! 3, 2, 1! SUPRISE!!!
[b]he jumps up and round house kicks you[/b]
Tubbs: Listen here buttercup, if I can handle Pants, I can handle you. Sure I barely lived every time I fought Pants but that's not the point.
[b]tries to whistle[/b]
CRAP I NEVER LEARNED!!!
English
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 1/18/2016 6:38:16 PMYou know what the difference between me and that Ass was? [b]He grabs your face. And slams your cheek into a tree. Then grinds it on the tree like chalk on a sidewalk[/b] I'M ALIVE. [b]He flies up and throws you back down into the crater. Where he lands on Garth and punches his face into the ground.[/b] [spoiler]This guy? Well...uhhh...he's the only one who could beat Majora....[/spoiler]
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[b]stands up dizzily[/b] It's gonna... take a lot more than... [b]passes out[/b]
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[spoiler]I'm assuming that was Tubbs[/spoiler] [b]He turns his head to Garth[/b] So. You gunna apologize now? [b]He raises the deity blade. While holding him by the throat [/b]
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[spoiler]yep[/spoiler] WHEN YOU APOLOGIZE FOR KILLING MY FRIEND AND HIS PET!!!
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On the contraire! I ASKED FIRST. NOW. [b]He tightens his grip[/b] WHAT. DO YOU SAY?!
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Screw off. [b]spits on you[/b]
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[b]He lets the spit slide down his face. Unfazed.[/b] Well...suit yourself. You don't need to use that bow ever again do you? [b]And with one smooth stroke the deity cuts off his right arm.[/b]
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YOU MOTHER FU- [b]you get tackled by a tiger[/b]
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[spoiler]WHOA![/spoiler] [b]He gets taken down by the tiger[/b] OH MY GOD! ITS FU[i]C[/i]KING ADORABLE! [b]He grabs the tiger, and Tubbs, and flies back to the dojo.[/b] BEST. DAY. EVER.
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[spoiler]lel[/spoiler] [b]the tiger scratches your face and so does Tubbs[/b]
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[b]He kicks you both in the ass and lands at the dojo. He tames the tiger. And now they are best friends[/b] [b]He talks to you.[/b] Alright Two-face. Now that I COMPLETELY kicked your ass. You can go in the dojo. And not be a douche bag!
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[spoiler]Tiger is already tamed by Garth[/spoiler] You didn't do crap! Come on! You ready for round 2!? [b]pulls out scythe[/b]
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....You know 2 face? I like your fire. [b]He swings the blade around[/b] Kinda reminds of my Ex-wife.
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[b]pulls of blade off scythe and twist the bottom of the handle[/b] [b]chapstick comes out and I use it[/b] [b]puts it back in and puts the blade back on[/b] You know, you may have beat me up a bit. But at least my lips aren't chapped :) [spoiler]kind of random...[/spoiler]
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......uhhhhh. Ok man. You do you? [b]He readies[/b]
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I will. [b]slices at your foot[/b]
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[b]He jumps over it, while he does he spins and hook kicks your neck. [/b]
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[spoiler]hook kick?[/spoiler] [b]ducks under it and tackles you[/b]
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[spoiler]Basically, he kicked the back of your neck with the back of his foot. Then pulled forward[/spoiler] [b]You get him off balance and he falls to the ground. But he jabs you in the side with the blade. Sending a beam piercing through your stomach.[/b]
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[spoiler]beam?[/spoiler]
