[b]F O R T Y F I V E[/b] [b][i]-blam!-ing dollars?![/i][/b]
THAT IS [b]HOW MUCH WE PAID FOR [i]THE TAKEN KING.[/i][/b] WTFF. THAT MEANS [b]WHAT THE FLYING -blam!-.[/b] I SPEND THAT MUCH ON [b]T A C O S[/b] EVERY WEEK! [i]DEDICATED FREAKING TACOS.[/i] [b]EL DEDICATO EL SERVERO SENOR' BUNGIE.[/b]
[b]DO YOU NEED ME TO LINK YOU THIS GUYS FACEBOOK?![/b] [i]$45[/i] IS A STEAL! HERE I WAS [b]ADAMANTLY[/b] DEFENDING YOU DAY [b]AFTER [i]DAY[/i][/b] ABOUT SERVERS BUT THEY COST LESS THAN A [b][i]LIVE BEAVER. [/i][/b]
[b]WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY THOSE?![/b] YOU HAVE [i][b]THOUSANDS[/b][/i] OF THEM. WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF BUDGETING AT [b]BUNGIE LLC™[/b] GIVE THEM A [i]LITTLE DING[/i] AND SAY [b]"HEY MAN LESS BEAVERS THIS MONTH THERE'S A HOT SALE ON SERVERS AT THE LITTLE ROCK ONLINE GARAGE SALE"[/b]
YOU WILL BOTH GET PROMOTED. [i]MO' MONEY, MO' TACOS.[/i] HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?! LADIES APPRECIATE [b]A MAN WITH THE GOODS.[/b] BY GOODS I MEAN TACOS. THIS ISN'T [u][b]1999,[/b][/u] OUT WITH THE ROLEX [i]IN WITH THE TORTILLA.[/i] [b]DEEJ YOU NEED THIS.[/b]
THAT POST IS NOT A TYPO. [b]HE DID NOT MEAN [i]$4,500[/i], or [i]$0.45[/i][/b]. THE MAN WANTS [u][b]$45.[/b][/u] LITTLE DOES HE KNOW HE'S ABOUT TO CHANGE THE GAMING INDUSTRY. [b]NO MORE POTATO CONNECTION. FUSION RIFLES WILL BE GOOD AGAIN.[/b]
JUST KIDDING ON THE FUSION RIFLES [i]JON,[/i] THEY STILL HAVE LESS PENETRATING POWER THAN I DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
[b][i]vvVvVVFFCH-[/i][/b]*guardian down*
[url=http://i.imgur.com/nH9fC3Q.jpg]TL;DR[/url]
I UNDERSTAND THIS SERVER [b][i]MAY[/i][/b] BE TOO SMALL FOR DESTINY. THE SERVER SHOULD BE [b][i]AT LEAST.....[/i][/b]THREE TIMES THIS SIZE.
///[b]EDIT:[/b] Some [i]FAQs[/i] and direct quotes from below.///
[quote]Where r u getting ur info from lol[/quote]-[i]Facebook. [/i]
[quote]Try running 100,000 guardians on that server.[/quote]-[i]I have, it works.[/i]
[quote]Yer ut these servers have to hold alot of people not like 10 and would cost alot of money and they would have to buy 4 of them xbox one xbox 360 ps3 and ps4[/quote]-[i]This guy is right, four of these servers would probably work better.[/i]
[quote]You'd need more than one[/quote]-[i]Probably 3 or four, yes.[/i]
[quote][b]WHAT IS THIS??[/b] A server for [b]ANTS?![/b] how can people play online multiplayer when they can't even join the lobby?[/quote]-[i]This guy gets it.[/i]
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Lol...'live beaver' psml
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Lol Conway isn't that far from me.
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Is this satire or is he an idiot?
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Buy it, then chop it into thirds and sell it to Bungie for $20 each.
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-5 billllllion dollers udget -cant afford 45$ dollers fee -because fucc logic :D
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Haha a live beaver... best post I've read all day
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We don't need dedicated servers, they will do NOTHING! We need matchmaking to be based off of connection NOT skill.
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I don't think a £45 server will hold hundreds of thousands of players.
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Would read again
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Smh..
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Lmao...I love this post
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Your just figuring out that bungie ripped you off now? [spoiler]took long enough [/spoiler]
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Edited by MichaelAngelo31: 1/21/2016 5:43:57 PMDedicated servers won't fix someone connecting with 500+ ms ping. Bungie needs to first prioritize connection over skill and then have a hard cut off for people with ping slow enough to cause serious lag. Someone with 500+ ping will still lag on a dedicated server.
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If they need 1000 of those that is $45000 and considering that Activision will make over $1bn per quarter period, I'm fairly certain they can afford to install and maintain servers. Also EA have them so what's stopping Activision investing into these I don't know. Activision are putting themselves at a genuine business disadvantage. [spoiler]I know they probably won't cost $45000 bit I'm very certain that bungvision can afford this. [/spoiler]
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Home made tacos are so good! I can only imagine how dedicated tacos would be. *starts dreaming and salivating*
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I bet my pants hold on to more memories than bungie's game servers.
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Edited by Wolf Reflexes: 1/21/2016 5:31:51 PMless beavers means less employees who do you think runs these servers? DeeJ? lmao u thought
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Edited by lllXboxJuanlll: 1/21/2016 5:27:00 PMHOLD TH F**K ON!!!!!!!! [spoiler]what kind of tacos we talkin bout?[/spoiler]
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Can't imagine bungee qualifies for their small business packages
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I want a live beaver
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You had no penetrating power in middle school? Sucks to be you.
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Dedicated servers wouldnt fix the match making issues. People are allowed to join games with an 800 ping. Nothing will fix that
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Well played.
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Dedicated servers and connection based matchmaking
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What is this?!? A server for ants!?!?!?
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You had me at COSTS LESS THAN A LIVE BEAVER.