[b]F O R T Y F I V E[/b] [b][i]-blam!-ing dollars?![/i][/b]
THAT IS [b]HOW MUCH WE PAID FOR [i]THE TAKEN KING.[/i][/b] WTFF. THAT MEANS [b]WHAT THE FLYING -blam!-.[/b] I SPEND THAT MUCH ON [b]T A C O S[/b] EVERY WEEK! [i]DEDICATED FREAKING TACOS.[/i] [b]EL DEDICATO EL SERVERO SENOR' BUNGIE.[/b]
[b]DO YOU NEED ME TO LINK YOU THIS GUYS FACEBOOK?![/b] [i]$45[/i] IS A STEAL! HERE I WAS [b]ADAMANTLY[/b] DEFENDING YOU DAY [b]AFTER [i]DAY[/i][/b] ABOUT SERVERS BUT THEY COST LESS THAN A [b][i]LIVE BEAVER. [/i][/b]
[b]WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY THOSE?![/b] YOU HAVE [i][b]THOUSANDS[/b][/i] OF THEM. WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF BUDGETING AT [b]BUNGIE LLC™[/b] GIVE THEM A [i]LITTLE DING[/i] AND SAY [b]"HEY MAN LESS BEAVERS THIS MONTH THERE'S A HOT SALE ON SERVERS AT THE LITTLE ROCK ONLINE GARAGE SALE"[/b]
YOU WILL BOTH GET PROMOTED. [i]MO' MONEY, MO' TACOS.[/i] HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?! LADIES APPRECIATE [b]A MAN WITH THE GOODS.[/b] BY GOODS I MEAN TACOS. THIS ISN'T [u][b]1999,[/b][/u] OUT WITH THE ROLEX [i]IN WITH THE TORTILLA.[/i] [b]DEEJ YOU NEED THIS.[/b]
THAT POST IS NOT A TYPO. [b]HE DID NOT MEAN [i]$4,500[/i], or [i]$0.45[/i][/b]. THE MAN WANTS [u][b]$45.[/b][/u] LITTLE DOES HE KNOW HE'S ABOUT TO CHANGE THE GAMING INDUSTRY. [b]NO MORE POTATO CONNECTION. FUSION RIFLES WILL BE GOOD AGAIN.[/b]
JUST KIDDING ON THE FUSION RIFLES [i]JON,[/i] THEY STILL HAVE LESS PENETRATING POWER THAN I DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
[b][i]vvVvVVFFCH-[/i][/b]*guardian down*
[url=http://i.imgur.com/nH9fC3Q.jpg]TL;DR[/url]
I UNDERSTAND THIS SERVER [b][i]MAY[/i][/b] BE TOO SMALL FOR DESTINY. THE SERVER SHOULD BE [b][i]AT LEAST.....[/i][/b]THREE TIMES THIS SIZE.
///[b]EDIT:[/b] Some [i]FAQs[/i] and direct quotes from below.///
[quote]Where r u getting ur info from lol[/quote]-[i]Facebook. [/i]
[quote]Try running 100,000 guardians on that server.[/quote]-[i]I have, it works.[/i]
[quote]Yer ut these servers have to hold alot of people not like 10 and would cost alot of money and they would have to buy 4 of them xbox one xbox 360 ps3 and ps4[/quote]-[i]This guy is right, four of these servers would probably work better.[/i]
[quote]You'd need more than one[/quote]-[i]Probably 3 or four, yes.[/i]
[quote][b]WHAT IS THIS??[/b] A server for [b]ANTS?![/b] how can people play online multiplayer when they can't even join the lobby?[/quote]-[i]This guy gets it.[/i]
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I swing off spanners for a living and even I know you're an idiot!
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Not even. I just read that Microsoft is handing out FREE DEDICATED SERVERS to all games. So 45 dollars to nothing is a great deal if you ask me,
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lol @ u thinking it costs $45.
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[b][i]Dedicated. Tacos.[/i][/b]
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This is what... Three poops we've been through together Poon?
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This is what... Three poops we've been through together Poon?
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can't say I enjoyed this one.
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I saw the name PonethePoon. Again. Best post this week. Also, it has pretty decent specs for beginners.
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I'm pretty sure that ladies who appreciate a good taco are more into other ladies and not guys with tacos. Other than that, outstanding post!
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Lmao this post is funny
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Do you understand how many servers destiny has.
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Edited by INSULT: 1/22/2016 6:35:32 AMYou spend about $2,000 on Tacos every year...? [spoiler]Only $2,000? Git gud, scrub.[/spoiler]
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Lol awesome dude. You and Max kill me. 👍
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Mmmmmmm tacos.
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Regardless of the cost of lets say.. 50,000 of these little ones to be able to run the Destiny service EFFECTIVELY without constant downing.. and we are going to say they are building fresh servers and working with a big company to get this done. You're looking at 22-26 mil for set up (yes. Im serious on this. Been watching the deal to set up the email system for a country being set up and the cost for that has been around 24 mil so far) Now lets look at the launch. At launch they made RECORD sales at $500 Million. So we are looking at 1/20 of the initial profit for initial set up. And at $60 a copy, roughly 8.3 million people bought the game Now look at the dlc. And lets say overall 1/3 bought the season pass, 1/3 of the people payed full price for all 3. And 1/4 just bought the Legendary.. another $453 MILLION So before factoring in microtransactions, Bungie has made nearly a BILLION dollars off this game. Sure, Activision takes their publishing cut.. but when you add in all of the events and microtransactions, Bungie has a SHIT load of money earned off this all. So 1 billion.. and they can't spare 22 million or so to get us good quality servers. They have no excuse
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I saw tacos and may have not fully comprehended your post... Had to reread it several times to understand. Tacos on the mind. #Thinkingwithmystomach [spoiler] This isn't true, I fully understood the meaning of this post[/spoiler] [spoiler] Tacos are still amazing[/spoiler]
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I don't care enough to determine if this is true, but shame on Bungo if it is. At the same time, I, uhh.... I actually have never had a serious problem with Destiny connection... I can't feel where you're coming from. Sorry.
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Tacos.
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i kind of want tacos now.....and you got that link for buying a live beaver would be a great addition to my pool
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Edited by Mute 000: 1/22/2016 4:54:47 AMI love how many fools are replying to this that try to act smart or clever or that they gut tem knownledge. I fully appreciate what you posted and what you actually said that you didn't actually say. i respect tat knownledge yer ut.
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Why OP is wrong: You cannot centralize the entire world of Destiny gamers on one machine as the host to every instance and every match. This is no better than p2p connections to someone in Japan while you're playing in Texas. At the very least they need dozens of servers spread around for different regions connected on a network.
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All the people who don't realize this is a Ponethepoon post LOL
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This post is BS. This man obviously doesn't follow the beaver market closely. Futures are up 39% FYTD and climbing. If you have the excess capital and access to live beavers at $45 I say BUY! Obviously the female beavers are worth 10-12% more depending on the bloodline.
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So you want a dedicated server that is an ancient piece of crap? This is hilarious...
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That TL;DR link, though...