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Edited by RoseScythe:
1/22/2016 10:29:58 AM
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Days of the Crimson. Shit of Bull.
Is Bungie of the mad? Is what this shit of bull!?
Is just finish conquer Oryk, Father of Croat for loot of 313 Gun of Shot. Also shard of the mouldering. Middle man of raid say "Is hear of new event? Is hear?".
I get very excite. Is maybe new raid, or race of the sparrow..
"No", man is say. "Is PV of P with ball of the chain. Is day of the valentine".
Is now need valentine!? What of the hell? Is cannot play with wife. She in gulag! Is no PS4 there. Only quarry. Also wife cannot play game of video anyway; she deform from malnourish!
Is sometime think "Even of the listen Bungie.. even of the listen?".
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1 ReplyLmao. This never gets old! At this point, you should be required to do a monthly post in this manner. #replacebungeeupdates
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I love it when you post these XD You just earned a follower.
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1 ReplyMore BULLSHIT from Bungie. Do we have to go around kissing other Guardians at the Tower. Oh i know Bungie will be charging everyone for shitty Masks with RED HEARTS on them. What a load of Bollocks, leave this type of SHIT out of the Game.
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bungie will it b ok to t-bag my valentine on a 1st strike :P
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1 Replybungie better not of just made a crappier trials and is like here u go new content?
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(Oh. You again I see...) Be naught of worry, happy and free Your written words in deed astounded me. Oh let the wars wage, let thine blood spew from thee; for we forge our battle songs on these next Crimson Days. Come now, come on, no need to be shy, Lift thy head to the sky and let us unleash our battle cries!
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This is sincerely the best thing that I have read on here...ever.
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4 RepliesAm I the only one who is reading this with a Chinese accent? 0.0
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Any chance you recently read "Pygmy" by Chuck Palahniuk?
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Not Bungie of the mad, Bungie of the care. Why that's not they listen us to.
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Bravo
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Post of the year. Bravo sir. Bravo.
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Bungie of talk? No, Bungie of rock think. Da.
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2 RepliesSilence Republia scum, you have disease of capitalist! Complain your wife is in gulag? she has roof over head, provided by benevolent state! Glory to Ahstoska!
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Post is win
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12 RepliesGood god...It's like watching Yoda and Variks read Shakespeare. LOL. Laughs abound with great fervor.
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1 ReplyQuit Bitching
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.....what is my life?
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Borat?
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Baby do you think i can get some action tonight? Its been a while. Not tonight dear days of crimson.
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this man is getting laid tonight
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I'm inly a fan of it cuz of my name
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Um.... What?
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3 RepliesIt's the same event they did in halo 3. Its just typical bungie laziness per usual
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OP can probably write a better story than bungie for destiny
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Rustle me jims
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