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Edited by RoseScythe:
1/22/2016 10:29:58 AM
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Days of the Crimson. Shit of Bull.
Is Bungie of the mad? Is what this shit of bull!?
Is just finish conquer Oryk, Father of Croat for loot of 313 Gun of Shot. Also shard of the mouldering. Middle man of raid say "Is hear of new event? Is hear?".
I get very excite. Is maybe new raid, or race of the sparrow..
"No", man is say. "Is PV of P with ball of the chain. Is day of the valentine".
Is now need valentine!? What of the hell? Is cannot play with wife. She in gulag! Is no PS4 there. Only quarry. Also wife cannot play game of video anyway; she deform from malnourish!
Is sometime think "Even of the listen Bungie.. even of the listen?".
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sooooo true
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This reminded me soooo much of that Impractical Jokers episode they did at White Castle where Q talks like this to customers. Epic.
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No they don't get used to it buddy it'll get worse from here on out
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This post is OP! Nerf it Bungie, before I lose my valentine's date....
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What in the world....
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Official Days of the Crimson boycott for anyone interested https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/187779804/0/0/1
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This is great, OP.
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Edited by TacTheScribbler: 1/22/2016 3:26:26 PMEdited for one massive Typo.
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Lol I love your posts Rose ~[i]Taniks[/i]
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Well this was entertaining. Thank you
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Can't tell if sarcasm or doesn't understand English sentence structure...
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7 RepliesYou don't get it he is actually really smart we are just to dumb to understand this
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Edited by GRYSWULD: 1/22/2016 3:14:15 PM"Luk gooby, I is gurdying" "Fak u bogs, u is cont bis, deztinie iz ded. "No u" "Bogs, u ez deztikle. "......" "Bingie iz li tu u, kusmo, und diij, gut u, mak u they batch fur lif. [spoiler]up all night, this post reminded me of this old ms paint comic, my brain is oatmeal atm [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by SIAL0QUENT: 1/22/2016 2:52:55 PM[quote]"313 Gun of Shot."[/quote] Lmao.
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Is 10 of 10
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Edited by Gazzafira: 1/22/2016 2:47:38 PMPerhaps we can start a just giving page for gulag wifey, so she can get a PS!!! Even though she deformed from malnourish!!!
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Son of a bitch, who wrote this? Starfire and Variks's child?
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Now i hear what middle man in red of oryk make tell, need bitches to find before 1 week, if not find comrade in lf of g to make rub of cockonbolls in doubles e crimson
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I was with friend Pjtor when he say, "Terbu, of hearing new event by the Bonge?" "No, am nots. Am too busy fight the sick from bad water." "Is event red of love like blood." Then we drank of deeply the vodka. Such is life.
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she c r o a t me
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I always enjoy reading this
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I LOVE YOU!
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1 ReplyI feel like this was made just so people feel like shit when they don't have a girlfriend on Valentine's day
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i read this in yoda's voice..LOL Perfect!! xD
