Is Bungie of the mad? Is what this shit of bull!?
Is just finish conquer Oryk, Father of Croat for loot of 313 Gun of Shot. Also shard of the mouldering. Middle man of raid say "Is hear of new event? Is hear?".
I get very excite. Is maybe new raid, or race of the sparrow..
"No", man is say. "Is PV of P with ball of the chain. Is day of the valentine".
Is now need valentine!? What of the hell? Is cannot play with wife. She in gulag! Is no PS4 there. Only quarry. Also wife cannot play game of video anyway; she deform from malnourish!
Is sometime think "Even of the listen Bungie.. even of the listen?".
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(Oh. You again I see...) Be naught of worry, happy and free Your written words in deed astounded me. Oh let the wars wage, let thine blood spew from thee; for we forge our battle songs on these next Crimson Days. Come now, come on, no need to be shy, Lift thy head to the sky and let us unleash our battle cries!