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1/24/2016 5:20:21 PM
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[b]azazael laughs hysterically and falls out of the portal. Shepard blushes deeply and backs up [/b]
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"I'm not even human now..."
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"I never was...."
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"Well me neither but I didn't know that."
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"Hehehe.. Yeah." [b]azazael pokes him with a stick and wispers[/b][u]"bro, you suck at this."[/u] "AZE I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL IMPALE YOU WITH THAT STICK..." [b]azazael gets bored and floats down the hall [/b]
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Edited by PyrrhasGhost: 1/24/2016 6:07:46 PM"He is right you know. Your subtlety is nonexistent."
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"True. I hate lying or hiding stuff from people though, FN sure doesn't feel the same, which is why I formed the Shepards. Nothing to hide, nothing to lie about." [b]he stares out the window[/b]
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"You did good."
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"What did I do?"
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"Creating the Shepherds.
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"I didn't do it for the glory or praise, Tara. I did this to preserve people like you, people like me, people like good old snot glob over there and people like the ones put in the same position as me, segregated from the higher power FN believes their in. I did this solely out of protection for those people, nothing more." [b]he briefly pulls out a handful of tree bark pieces from his back pocket. Studies them momentarily, and proccedes to put it back[/b]
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"Well, even so, I think the praise is deserved."
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"And it is accepted. Thank you... Seriously though what's with snot glob lady... I'm not hatin... Just kinda.. Curious."
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Erubetie just looks at him. "I am NOT SNOT! I am Slime, there is a huge difference. Slime isn't nearly as gross."
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"How..." [b]he pokes her with the stick [/b]
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"How what?"
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"How are do you find yourself better than mucus?" [b]he keeps poking her with the stick[/b]
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"Well first of all I am technically a massive cell. Secondly I'm blue, not green."
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[b]his eyes narrow and he continues to poke her[/b] "How do you like... Eat.. Or sleep.. Do you melt when your hot? Or freeze when your cold? Is that a thing? Can I microwave you, ARE YOU JELLO?! [b]he lowers a tinfoil hat onto his head very slowly[/b]
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"No I'm not jello, I dissolve food in my body and I sleep like you do."
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"CRAP. I was really hungry.... When did I eat last?" [b]azazael throws the bag of peanuts at him[/b] "Oh.... Okay..." "[u]like three weeks ago until now.[/u]" "Huh... Weird."
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They watch the exchange.
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[b]shepard eats the bags contents, shells and all, then briefly leaves the room, coming back splattered in blood and the bag missing[/b]
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Tara sighs. "What did you do?"
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"I brought back some freshly slaughtered beef..." [b]he holds up the bag and chucks it at Tara [/b]
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She catches it in her magic and puts it down.
