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Edited by Spawn: 1/28/2016 1:46:17 AM
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Bernie Sanders' Economic Policy explained in Destiny Terms

Bernie Sanders' campaign is built on what he and many others call wealth inequality, his entire economic policy is built on addressing this "issue". In an effort to promote understanding of his widely popular policies I will now explain them and how they work within the scope of Destiny. Let's begin.. Commander Zavala's term is finished and elections are in process to select a new commander of the Vanguard. The Speaker tried running but was deemed "out of touch and too old" for this young generation of guardians. In a close election between Bernie Sanders and Cayde-6, Cayde-6's past habits of boozing and womanizing come out after a string of sexual harassment accusations from Petra Venj and Amanda Holliday. Bernie Sanders ends up pulling ahead and winning after this information becomes public. Sweeperbot mounts an unsuccessful 3rd party campaign. Bernie Sanders is sworn in as Commander of the Vanguard and vows to tackle the problem of wealth inequality among Guardians. Wealth in Destiny consists of a combination of exotics, god-roll legendaries, strange coins, and light level (among other things). Let's face it some guardians are much wealthier than others! Bernie vows to fight this wealth inequality "these 1-percenters have way too much wealth, why does a guardian need a last word, a black spindle, and a chaperone? They can't even equip all of them at once!" Bernie goes on to say "I've seen these 1-percenters, some of them have two Twilight Garrisons, Thorns, Party Crashers with rangefinder and rifled barrel, and HUNDREDS of strange coins. How can an up and coming guardian ever attain that sort of wealth when they're only getting 30 or so strange coins a week? These 1-percenters have all the exotics they could ever need and yet they still horde hundreds of strange coins and three of coins, it's not fair!" To make things "fair" Bernie hikes taxes on guardians that have an "excessive" amount of exotics and strange coins, if you have over 15 exotics you are hit with a 45% tax. You must pay the new Vanguard gov't 45% of your exotics or strange coins. If you have 20 exotics you pay a 60% tax on your exotics and strange coins, and if you have 35+ exotics you pay a 75% tax. It's only "fair". The new gov't then begins to subsidize Xur. As a result, Xur now provides two exotics and 10 three of coins a week to underprivileged guardians for "free". Regular guardians notice a spike in prices for exotics from Xur, armor prices rise to 18 strange coins a piece, weapon engrams rise to 25 strange coins, three of coins are now 10, and legacy engrams (a luxury item) come up to 50 strange coins a piece. Guardians who worked hard for their exotics and strange coins are ridiculed for being "wealthy", they were simply "lucky" they had RNG on their side. Never mind the fact that they spent hours raiding and grinding in Iron Banner, their high light level and collections of exotics/strange coins aren't the result of their hard work, they only have all that because of "luck" and it's "unfair". Bernie's economic policy and crippling taxes destroy all the incentive to raid and grind Iron Banner. "Why would I spend all that time and energy raiding when Bernie is just gonna tax and take most of my hard earned loot?" guardians ask. "Hell I could just sit back, pound some beers, and shoot dregs on patrol while collecting those "free" exotics and three of coins from Xur every week" other guardians say. As a result, wealthy guardians leave the tower, swear their allegiance to the Queen, and move to Reef (taking their exotics, strange coins, and possessions with them). Suddenly, no one is left to pay for the expensive subsidies and programs that supply underprivileged guardians with "free" exotics and three of coins. Without the "wealthy" to tax and pay for the gov't programs, these social programs go insolvent and suddenly Xur stops providing goods to underprivileged guardians. Meanwhile since their is still so much debt the higher prices on Xur's goods remain, sparking a revolt. Both the underprivileged and middle class guardians are unable to afford these high priced exotics and three of coins. The remaining guardians have become dependent on government and expect to be provided with something, however, Bernie's new Vanguard gov't is reeling in debt from providing all these "free" goods and services. The people begin to uprise (just like in every other example of socialism) and a coup is organized to oust Bernie from the Vanguard. One morning Bernie is walking outside with his bodyguard and is attacked by Cayde-6, Bernie and his bodyguard both fire their shotguns but Cayde-6 is 10 feet away and just outside of range. Cayde then quickly dispatches both of them from 10 feet away with his 1000YS sniper. Cayde-6 then embarks on a campaign to make the Vanguard great again. Meanwhile, the Reef has transformed into an economic powerhouse where guardians are eager to work hard, take risks, and keep the rewards of their work. The Reef has low taxes but because there is so much wealth their revenues remain strong, couple this with the fact that the Reef doesn't blow money on redistribution and social programs, and what do you know... They're running a budgetary surplus!! Moral of the story: Capitalism > "Democratic" Socialism Rand Paul 2016 ...and if he doesn't get the nomination any other Republican 2016, they're all more economically literate than Bernie! Edit: Lots of people showing love and lots of people hating. To the haters all I gotta say is supply and demand is LAW. Learn it, live it, love it. Bernie sure doesn't... Edit 2: Over-regulation is a bad thing. In Destiny terms, was Destiny better when it first came out or after all of Bungie's various nerfs and buffs? I think we know the answer... Edit 3: This post sure got crazy, kinda like Bernie Sander's economic policies. For all the haters I have one statement, supply and demand determines value. This is an irrefutable economic truth. Bernie's policies attempt to assign value in opposition to supply and demand. That is why his policies are guaranteed to fail. To everyone that showed some love, YOU ROCK!!

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  • thank you op. 10/10. I bet all the socialist idiots are feeling the bern now.

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  • I make more money if I go in late everyday. True story

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  • Sanders is an idiot - you can't just give out "free" stuff to underprivileged people. I'm from the Midwest and live near an Indian reservation where most, if not all, of them get food stamps. They are able to buy more food and goodies than me, or my parents (my dad and I are both ranchers and my mother is a car saleswoman). And you know what happens when there is a glitch in the system? Those cards then have no spending limit and all the Indians will go and buy car loads of food and sell it. Please tell me how that helps anyone. I'm all for food stamps and welfare for people who actually need it but there are too many people taking advantage of these free services. Not to mention the thousands of dollars they get each for having kids. You tell me how things like that help society.

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    • Destiny should let me buy my way to LL 4000 & just let my light level trickle down to the rest of the community.

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    • Wow. This post and thread is deep. I have to say that seeing intelligent arguments for and against this post is awesome. It's healthy to have polarizing beliefs and debates. It's what we need as a society to grow. Having said that the responses that are derogatory really do show a lack of intelligence and humanity. Just because you have a firm belief in a certain form of government in no way means you are correct. Furthermore if your county has a form of government it does not mean it's right. There is always room for progress. And we need to look out ideas TOGETHER and utilize the strengths of each of these strategies. I find it sickening that all I see is division. We need to be united. Not just the US but globally. Peace. I'm out.

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    • Rand Paul!

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    • Do you like halo 5? Check this out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgX9pjr0BSI

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    • Come on, man! Why is this even a thing?? This is a goddamn video game. If you want to make fancy analogies go to another part of the forum! [spoiler]even though I agree with you.[/spoiler]

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    • THIS! Even if you're a hardcore socialist that is obsessed with Bernie you have got to applaud this man's creativity.

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      • Love love love this!! By far my favorite post in these forums. Rand Paul > Bernie Sanders and Capitalism > Socialism. #randpaul2016

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      • You do realize that your example is pretty screwed up right? Nobody, Sanders included, is trying to tax what people already have, it's income. Now I'm pro capitalize, and right now not to high on democrats, but how does it make any sense for a lower middle class person to pay a higher tax % the someone in the upper upper class? We need to make government aid harder to get and abuse, and go to a flat tax rate. Wealth redistribution is bullshit but so is the fact that I pay a higher tax percentage the someone who pulls in $100,00,000 a year.

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        • Why should I be punished for pushing to 320. Do you think I just woke up and it was all there. It's the Vanguard dream after all

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        • Edited by tigr2actual: 1/27/2016 12:37:28 PM
          Agreed, just listening to the college kids that supported his notion of a completely free college education don't get it. News flash, college isn't for everyone. Forcing other people to pay for your education is ridiculous. If you want a free education, the military offers a GI Bill that will cover 4 yearsof college, you can enlist for more additional college money on top of that and for Veterans the VA offers a program to do 4 MORE ADDITIONAL YEARS of college education like graduate school. There is a free option for an education, you just have to work for it. To those whining about the billionaires or top percent don't pay enough, look up your facts first. Those paying over $250,000ish are taxed at around +30%. That increases as a persons income increases to the point where millionaires are taxed at around 40-60% of their income, depending on that source/tax laws. The sad fact is people have degraded from understanding this fact (1940-50s) to whining that others are paying enough/demanding free stuff they haven't earned. Sorry but you born in America or here on a visa/illegally does not automatically entitle you to stuff. Your perpetuating the biggest problem in our generation and that of those coming into their teens, a sense that they are entitled to something that they didn't earn. Ok rant over.

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          • This is beautiful

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          • Thank you for actually having sense.

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          • Triple bump. Someone gets it.

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          • Not the same, but definitely funny.

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          • Edited by O_Town_Racer: 1/27/2016 4:01:34 PM
            Who is John Galt? Ayn Rand wrote about this back in 1957 in "Atlas Shrugged". The story still rings true today. Don't fall for the socialistic BS.

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          • This is THE BEST post I've ever seen on these forums. Rand Paul 2016!!! With Ron Paul VP :3

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            • Fvck anyone who didn't vote for Bernie. Republican Fvck boys.

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            • Has Bernie actually proposed the highest earners in America pay 75% taxes?!? Seems just a tad high to me....

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            • Edited by An Engram Full Of Bees: 1/27/2016 3:52:31 PM
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              An Engram Full Of Bees
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              open me. - old

              [b]THANK YOU![/b] Can't wait to tell my mom I can actually Politic, now that I understand everything.

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            • comis !!!

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            • no way in hell I'm reading all of that

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            • I vote feudal system. [spoiler] I need my GoT fix.[/spoiler]

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              • Lol trump will most certainly win the primary but lose the election because he is a nut case.

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