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1/27/2016 1:59:24 AM
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Yeah its some where in my bottom less bag here I'll go in and find it *puts bag on bed and climbs in and twenty minutes later I come back dragging the body out* yeah I teleported his body in here just in case, also you didn't die and stop calling me devil spawn!
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Fine cat... *grabs the body and slots a rod into the back* [electronic voice, think the a.i. From halo wars] system reboot at 25%... Warning coolant level at 5% capacity, severe internal damage will occur unless refilled... Activating all essential processes and vocal transmitters... *nuke's eyes slowly light up a pale gray* What the [redacted] happened? Where am I? Why can't I see? *warnings flash all throughout the internal coding*
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Hey cobalt want some pizza? *goes into the bag and pulls out a box* I found it while looking for nuke, its still fresh. *transforms into a humanoid shape and starts to eat the pizza*
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Better find more coolant soon or bad things happen... By bad things I mean everything that can be disintegrated will get disintegrated...
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Here I raided a bunch of nuclear reactors before looking for a couple of parts for an experiment, that sadly did not work *goes into the bag and pulls out a collection of different colored containers* yeah the labels are in Russian I have yet to decode them but here is a pocket super computer and good luck! Oh and if you want to use the mainframe of the ship to speed the translations you can.
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Edited by NukeHawk116: 1/27/2016 3:06:31 AMIt's alright I'm Russian... Snags the sky blue colored liquid and dips a finger into it... Yeah this will work... *starts pouring the coolant into the combat shell*
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So you want any of this pizza? *still eating pizza*
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My hands are covered in a nuclear coolant gel... Just save me a slice will ya cat?
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I've got a pizza bakery in here! And yeah I'll save you two boxes, one is for nuke
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Can you stop eating and help here?
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Yeah what do you need help with? *stops eating pizza and moves over to nuke*
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Just hold him up... *lifts the hulking exo shell onto it's feet*
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Okay *holds up exo body* anything else?
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Just do that... *continues to pour coolant*
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Edited by TabeticTerror1: 1/27/2016 9:57:12 PMOk so how long does this process take? *absent mindedly starts to mess with gravity in the room via the computer*
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And done *coolant starts floating out due to the gravity* STAY IN THERE! *shove the coolant back in and locks it*
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Edited by TabeticTerror1: 1/27/2016 10:24:35 PM*pushes a button as the gravity reverts to normal* heh sorry, anything else?
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Now I need to override the coolant shutdown system... [electronic voice] system restart at 99% complete... *Microsoft start up noise* [everyday generic Nuke] What happened?
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Nothing happened. *pats back* want some pizza?
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Ugh, well alright I guess... Cobalt head back to base and work on your little project...
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*transforms back into a cat* and what would this little project be?
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Nothing really just a handheld minigun that fires 1.75 million rounds a minute...
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Here you might need this then *pulls out a box of pizza* Hey nuke you want a box?
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What are the toppings?
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Cheese but you can add more I can make the bakery make a custom pizza
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Fine *eats a slice* needs less cheese and more Italian things on this...
