Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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One of my friends and I have been pulling a practical joke on another for just about as long as we've known him where we come up behind him and grab his shoulder. So I go to a big high school, with lots of people. So I come up behind this guy who I think is my friend and quickly grab his shoulder and whisper " I watched you sleep last night." Turns out it wasn't my friend and I got the most confused and awkward stare I have ever seen. I didn't try and grab anyone's shoulder for a couple of weeks after that.