The idea of this thread is to condense a crazy story down to only one sentence. Completely removing any context to make it sound even more bizarre.
Here is mine as an example: One time I made a grown man cry with just my hair.
Edit: So some of you are missing the point of this thread. When I said tell a story, I meant a real story that happened to you. Not to make up a one sentence story. It's k tho and I still luv u <3 <3
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A princess gave a secret message to two droids as they boarded an escape pod but the star destroyer open fired to be on the safe side and they never made it to Ben and Luke.