Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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1. i was on vacay in germany last summer and so we went to this public pool with my sisters and niblings. since the kids couldn't take the slide alone, i had to come with them and make sure they didn't drown. anyways, as i am on top of the slide trying to slide down with my niece, this stranger comes right behind me and places his hands on my waist. i can't fuсking do anything because i'm holding my niece and can't let go of her, and so we 3 sled down the slide like a happy family. also he was probably 4 years younger than me.. and with his terrible english, he tried to convince me that i in no way look like i'm 19. he decided i was 16, and so i spent all day avoiding him. fun times, fun times. 2. this was also last summer. i was gonna take a plane home, and there was a line to the check-in. as i was getting closer to the check in, there was a one-step stair in front of me that i didn't notice and so i tripped awkwardly and grabbed the first thing i saw... an old lady's arm. poor woman.. i almost dragged her down with me.