Bongo wy u du dis? De Vangurd tabl is to op. Mur op den sturmcaler n sonbraker plz nrf. Wen i go to sel my soul to comander zebruh de tabl gits in ma way. I only hve n optian to sea ikore ray butt shez borin. Az titen datz racest bungoi.Alzo ders papar on tabl. Onle nobs uz papar. Alzo to mentian derz a big mep on de tabl too and onle way to stp map frm rekin u, u ned to by rok frm creepy man-lady. Am to scarad bungo to go ovr dere and by rok fur 1000 silvur. Boongea u ned to listan to meh. I hve ful uncomen armer on ma titen nd i cant dy. Im to por to by silvur az i liv in rok. My inturnat iz potayto i git caled lagggar in irn biscut nd trilz of oreoz. Plz nrf oreos, Xxx_buscuitman_xxX