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Most of the time I am an asshole. Odst wars and 5 are the only halos I haven't beat on legendary (yet) I don't have the crux of Crota in destiny after 46 raid runs The only enjoyable COD is bo2 for me This is slowly turning into an autobiology
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Edited by PotatoSalad1994: 1/30/2016 8:36:25 AMIf the Gallipoli Campaign in WWI succeeded, the October Revolution might not have taken place. Rasputin had a giant dick. Augustus wasn't the real name of emperor Augustus, his real name was Gaius Octavius. Plasma is one of the forms of matter, next to gas, liquid and solid. There is a Boeing 747 with a laser cannon. Hitler wasn't elected as president, when the Reichstag was set on fire (still speculations the NSDAP did that in cooperation with the communists) he called out the emergency state, and thus increased his own power in the Night of Long Knives. Sweden's soldiers during their time as an empire, were strictly religious soldiers called 'Caroleans' who were literally fearless. There were Crusades entirely composed of children. Crusades actually were partially justified, as Emperor Alexios Komnenos asked the Catholics to help him stop the Muslim advance into Europe. The Byzantine Empire stood for 1100 years, and was known as the Roman Empire or the Greeks in medieval times. The Dutch Republic wasn't a democracy, even though people around the world seem to think that. It was ruled by a council of provincial representatives, who elected a Stadthouder, a military commander, and a Raadspensionaris, who had the most power in times of peace. The Thirty Years' War began and ended in Prague. It began with Bohemians throwing Holy Roman negotiators out of a tower, and ended with the unsuccessful Swedish sack of Prague.
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12 year olds are like cancer cells [spoiler]they are annoying and grow really fast[/spoiler]
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Lobsters have claws
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Did you know venison doesn't actually refer to deer, but [i]any[/i] edible game meat?
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I was about to do the same thing you did then I saw your post
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If you put your dick in a microwave, it will grow up to ten times its current size with no negative side-effects whatsoever.
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Napoleon was a little above average height. 90% of Germany's military was fighting the USSR during our invasion of France and Germany. The U.S. had a virtual ban on immigration under FDR, Truman, Eisenhower and Kennedy. Only special exceptions, like scientists.
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The three fifths compromise, used in pop culture as a racist indictment of the Constitution, was actually implemented by the anti slave representatives. Black people weren't voting. Total representation would have given the South more political power. Without this provision, Southern slave interests would have dominated the new government.
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Fact, bears climb faster than they run.
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Edited by Roar: 1/31/2016 6:43:17 PMa whales tongue weighs almost a ton
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The Platypusses. Platypi? Platy-people? Are the only mammals that lay eggs.
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Edited by Mez: 1/31/2016 5:37:20 PMHippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- fear of long words
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Edited by Dark Brandon X: 1/31/2016 3:28:39 AMPigs orgasm for 30 minutes. Sperm travels at 27 miles per hour, French fries are not French, a bottle of dark beer a day is good for you, jalapenos are a fruit, the best foods are shaped like penises.
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The United States has never lost a war in which a donkey was involved. [spoiler]Kudos if you get the reference.[/spoiler]
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If the world actually practiced "an eye for an eye" everyone wouldn't be blind, there would still be one Ahole with one eye.
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[i]Settlements need your help[/i]
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Omphaloskepsis is the contemplation of one's navel as a mystical exercise.
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I currently have explosive diarrhea!
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Did you know if you hit your self in the head with a hammer you might be knocked out
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A cat works as a silencer for a gun
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AxA+BxB=CxC
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One third of trump supporters are just as stupid as the other two
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Fear cuts deeper than swords
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That this thread went "Viral" Huehuehue