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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/30/2016 3:56:43 PM
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[b]You pull, but it doesn't give. You seem to have taken too much time to decide, since the grass shoots upward, impaling you. You are thrown from the portal in one piece, with all original equipment intact. You have failed.[/b]
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He seems mad. Gnawer, stay here. [b]goes outside with my bow and an arrow drawn[/b]
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[b]A very short suit of farmer armor, with no one inside, is at the entrance.[/b] [i]"THAT IS MY PIG!"[/i]
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Not any more! [spoiler]do I have armor?[/spoiler] You should have been a better owner! Gnawer is mine! [b]shoots the arrow at the clothes[/b]
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[b]The clothes fall, then arise. Seems like physical attack won't do much against this ghost.[/b] [spoiler]Light Leather's.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] [b]puts up my weapons[/b] What's the pig's name?
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[b]That there pig is named Jim, you dumb bastard. What else would you call him? Bartholomew?[/b]
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How about Gnawer? Or bill? You know, I don't really like you. [b]pulls out sword[/b]
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[b]Wait. That was supposed to be in italics.[/b] [i]"You're right you dumb shit."[/i] [b]Dang it. Anyways, the farmer makes a grab for the pig. Or rather, lack of farmer.[/b]
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[b]i left the pig in the temple behind me[/b] [b]as he runs past me I slice him in half with my sword[/b]
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[b]Tge farmer armor is now in two halves. It falls limp. The pig, seeing its owner die by your hand, charges you.[/b]
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[b]grabs it and picks it up[/b]
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[b]The pig tries to bite your arm as you pick it up, leaving a small wound on your forearm.[/b]
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[b]makes the clothes into a satchel and puts the pig in it[/b]
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[b]After some trying, the pig is in the satchel, which breaks after the pig struggles to attack you.[/b]
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Alright you stupid pig. [b]picks it up and takes it in the temple[/b] [b]pulls out sword[/b] Can't have the kid's seeing this
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[b]It struggles.[/b]
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What? Don't want to die?
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[b]It bites your arm again, causing minor bleeding.[/b]
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[b]cuts it's head off[/b]
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[b]Blood seeps from the body, and everything goes black. You awaken next to the portal, with one hand closed in a fist.[/b]
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[spoiler]my hand?[/spoiler]
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[b]Nope, a dismembered one of unknown origin.[/b]
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[spoiler]did I fail again?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You actually won this time, albeit it being an easy ending.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] [b]jumps back in the portal after putting the hand in my bag[/b] [spoiler]time to go to number 1[/spoiler]
