ROLE CALL, EVERYONE, ROLL CALL! Post something here and I'll give you a role in the New Offtopic society. — [b]Recon Number 54[/b]/ The Holy Spirit [b]HamletEnthusiast[/b]/ The President [b]LearEnthusiast[/b]/ The 1st Secretary [b]HickoryHamSoda[/b]/ The Cannibal [b]JT[/b]/ The Cowboy [b]Mr Narwhal[/b]/ The Golf Cart ((and Secretary)) [b]The Red Spade[/b]/ The Clueless Guy [b]Neopolitan[/b]/ The Depressed Person [b]Neon[/b]/ The Polished Black Leather Chair ((and Secretary)) [b]MountainLion335[/b]/ The Mountain Lion [b]xXSwagLordMLGXx[/b]/ The Old Meme [b]MetaWolfPhantom[/b]/ The Cool Guy [b]Samurai Veration[/b]/ The Guy Who Made Fireteam November ((and Secretary)) [b]TheOstrichattack[/b]/ The Animal Keeper [b]Johnny[/b]/ The Nobody [b]Samurai Maxson[/b]/ The Elder Maxson Impersonator ((and Secretary)) [b]Noooo15[/b]/ The Murderer [b]Agent Wyoming[/b]/ The Observer ((and Secretary)) [b]Skoriks[/b]/ The Terrorist [b]Homo Habilis[/b]/ The Speaker of Truth ((and Secretary)) [b]Seaborgium[/b]/ That One Guy [b]Drunk coyote9[/b]/ That Other Guy [b]Alduin[/b]/ The Assassin [b]balist1c[/b]/ The Knock-Knock Joke Guy [b]FN 2187[/b]/ The Big Kid [b]Ginga[/b]/ The Sword Meme [b]tsmart12[/b]/ The Quiet Guy [b]cake[/b]/ The Expert Janitor ((and Pedophile)) [b]xFresh Potatox[/b]/ The Porn Guy [b]Crestfalling[/b]/ My Wife [b]Smokey Clause[/b]/ The Wise Guy [b]Dexter Grif[/b]/ The Grif Impersonator [b]navy seal[/b]/ The Edge [b]logan678910 65[/b]/ The Narrator [b]Rufus[/b]/ Yet Another Guy [b]Auver[/b]/ The Impersonator [b]Koki[/b]/ The Taco [b]Gravemind94[/b]/ The Desticle Exterminator [b]JonahGMen[/b]/ The Walrus [b]The Mandalorian[/b]/ Himself [b]Legend_Slayer[/b]/ Some Other Guy [b]xXgh0st777Xx[/b]/ The Cannibal's Victim [b]VENGENCEWARRI0R[/b]/ The Philosopher [b]IF[/b]/ A Guild Member [b]Legendofthebeast[/b]/ The One Guy Who's Never On [b]The Management[/b]/ The Robot [b]RODRIEGUEZ99[/b]/ The German [b]Straight Fish[/b]/ The "Token Hispanic" [b]Burrito Fruit[/b]/ The Mexican Ambassador [b]GmanTX22[/b]/ Aaaaand Another Guy... [b]Lightening02[/b]/ The Devourer of Anime Booty [b]RisingForkLift[/b]/ The Forklift [b]Brickler[/b]/ The Vault Dweller [b]NoloGaming[/b]/ The Hamburglar