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Edited by RoseScythe:
1/31/2016 3:51:38 AM
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So.. last night..
I was woken by a strange sound. Lethargically, I sat up and peered through the darkness at the slight green glow of my alarm, which sits at the end of the bed next to the TV. In my still semi-concious state I noticed three digits..
[b]305[/b]
Immediately upon comprehending the series of numbers, I scoffed and muttered a single word: [i]Scrub[/i].
Now, I can't be certain, but there's a good chance that I may be an elitist.
Thoughts?
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I was at the gym the other day and this -blam!-ing lag switcher kept preventing me from using the squat rack he just stood there didn't do anything I asked him how many sets and next thing I know he's Mid set wait for him to finish and before my words even registered in his dumb hacker ears he was on the next set and I reported him and planet fitness didn't even do anything about it
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2 RepliesEverytime I wake up its always at 2:58 or less or maybe I'll get lucky and wake up at 3:10. Why can't I ever wake up at 3:20? Sleepgesus hates me.
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It's even worse when you get work emails requesting help and you fight back the urge to email back "git rekt scrub, I don't carry noobs"
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The alarm clock is the mightiest of scrubs.
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My microwave read 400 earlier. Too op pls nerf bagel bite machine
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24 RepliesLet's take a logical look at this..... You have a 320 a 301 and a 265 I have a 314 and 2 x 312 Let's average that out shall we.. your average light level is 295.3 and mine is 312.6 I haven't even looked at the clock today but nice post scrub.
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Hence why I turn my alarm away from me or simply cover it up-- as to not reveal it's often disappointing Light Level, when things do go bump in the night. (sometimes sleep can be the real GRIND) [spoiler]* Did I just use the word "Hence"....my apologies! Need....more......sleeeeeep! [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI usually say casual.
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This world would be a darker place without you. *Tips fedora*
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Edited by A 7th Spectrum: 2/1/2016 6:24:40 AMHmm, must have seen me playing on your TV. Sorry I woke you bby
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I was the 305 in your room last night. #roofies
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4 Replies[i]I'm commander Shepard and this is my favourite post on the citadel.[/i]
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Alrighty
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4 RepliesDepends. What did you do at 306?
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Wow, um... what a destiny douche. Kudos sir.
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1 ReplyThe question u should be asking is wtf did u hear?
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I dont know why but this really made me laugh.
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1 ReplyI'm not a high light level because I don't raid, but I'm not a scrub. Check my stats if you don't believe me
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2 RepliesYou might need to see a eye doctor.
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4 RepliesOh no..... Just means you have friends and more time than I have to do Raids. Now I have time..... No friends. It's awesome
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5 RepliesYou've got two Warlocks, meaning you've got twice as many chances each week at getting gear... You're not an elitist, you're a poser :p
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3 RepliesBetter chance that you're a dick...
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Yeah. You definitely are.
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This is Destiny, lady's and gentle...."men".... it don't matter if you are lvl 2, 320 or even and all mighty and very rare (British), Y50 5000 lvl. [spoiler]Greg the dreg....... will still get ya.[/spoiler]
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