This actually happened to me: Years back I moved in a great beach front apartment with this girl [just roommates] who is been friends with for a a while. Not long after moving in she became a born again Christian and moved between backyard 'churches' [cults I thought] and actual churches. We clashed a lot after that as I was and am not religious. One day I was shopping for tshirts and the store had a buy 2 get one free promo. I had 2 but couldn't decide on a 3rd until I saw a yellow shirt with a cartoon devil face that said 'gods busy, can I help?'. I got it as a little snipe at her. On the walk home i noticed a good looking girl walk around the back way behind this block of apartments that I usually walk around the front of. Her way was a long set of stairs to some back streets that circle the block. I did walk around the front and noticed she came out a bit in front of me. It was a shortcut! That night I went out with friends to the bars and clubs in my new yellow devil shirt. After having a few too many I was walking home and came up to that block of units. Remembering the short cut I made for the set of stairs. [b]the next thing I remember I was spitting out teeth then black nothing[/b] I woke up in hospital hours later. I had fallen down the stairs, smashed my chin on my fall, and lost a lot of teeth. My bottom jaw had separated so much they thought I was missing a bottom front tooth but that was just the gap my jaw had separated. Also destroyed my jaw hinges and fractured my elbow. I had my jaw wired shut for six weeks and a plate inserted in my chin. I lost 13kgs from not being able to eat anything other than liquids for those six weeks. When the wire came off, a few hours later I was writhing in agony. A tooth had split and the nerve exposed. [b]this is the most intense pain I have ever felt in my life[/b] I was at home when it happened and the dentist was about half a mile away. It took me over an hour to make it there. I stopped in a beachside park on the way and passed out on a bench due to the pain. The tooth was removed. And that yellow devil shirt? When I left hospital they offered it back to me. It was now completely red with my own dry blood.