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Edited by Deus_Irae:
2/1/2016 4:37:36 PM
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Worst way to wake up?
Migraine, sore neck, stuffed nose, sinus aches, and sore throat.
All of these, and on top of that I'm pretty sure my air mattress has a hole in it somewhere because I went to sleep on it full of air and woke up on the hard ground.
And we're out of hot water :(
Yay mornings!!!
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Woke up to a Camel Spider on my chest when I was in the middle east. Only took a 15 minute nap in the shade of our transport. Bastard ugly thing. Some muppet said "it was probably more scared of you" to which I replied "that's -blam!-ing impossible".
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I got a story to tell... When I was younger me and my older brother had a bunk bed..... It partially collapsed with me On the bottom and my brother sliding down the top toward the dresser face first and me balled up in the corner under the non collapsed side
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2 RepliesWell I sleep on the top of a bunk bed and my room has a fan that's really close to me so I don't turn it on. This morning my brother woke up before me and turned on the fan and it was really dark in the room and I woke up with my eyes were half shut and the first thing I did was sit up, and as soon as I did I got hit in the face by the fan. So the worst way to wake up for me is getting hit in the face.
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Worst way is when you are invaded by the Lenny army.. I heard that Skynet secretly sends them.. Cower before Lennytron! ___ | ___ / \ (•) | / \ / \_|___|_/ \ / /| \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / |\ \ | / | \__ ___/ | \ | |___/ /\ | | /\ \___| //\\ / \_|_____|_/ \ //\\ \| |/ |___| \____/ |___| \| |/ | | | | | | | | _| | | |_ /_____\ /_____\ Cower before Lennytron! ___ | ___ / \ (•) | / \ / \_|___|_/ \ / /| \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / |\ \ | / | \__ ___/ | \ | |___/ /\ | | /\ \___| //\\ / \_|_____|_/ \ //\\ \| |/ |___| \____/ |___| \| |/ | | | | | | | | _| | | |_ /_____\ /_____\ Cower before Lennytron! ___ | ___ / \ (•) | / \ / \_|___|_/ \ / /| \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / |\ \ | / | \__ ___/ | \ | |___/ /\ | | /\ \___| //\\ / \_|_____|_/ \ //\\ \| |/ |___| \____/ |___| \| |/ | | | | | | | | _| | | |_ /_____\ /_____\ Cower before Lennytron! ___ | ___ / \ (•) | / \ / \_|___|_/ \ / /| \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / |\ \ | / | \__ ___/ | \ | |___/ /\ | | /\ \___| //\\ / \_|_____|_/ \ //\\ \| |/ |___| \____/ |___| \| |/ | | | | | | | | _| | | |_ /_____\ /_____\ Cower before Lennytron! ___ | ___ / \ (•) | / \ / \_|___|_/ \ / /| \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / |\ \ | / | \__ ___/ | \ | |___/ /\ | | /\ \___| //\\ / \_|_____|_/ \ //\\ \| |/ |___| \____/ |___| \| |/ | | | | | | | | _| | | |_ /_____\ /_____\ Cower before Lennytron! ___ | ___ / \ (•) | / \ / \_|___|_/ \ / /| \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / |\ \ | / | \__ ___/ | \ | |___/ /\ | | /\ \___| //\\ / \_|_____|_/ \ //\\ \| |/ |___| \____/ |___| \| |/ | | | | | | | | _| | | |_ /_____\ /_____\ Cower before Lennytron! ___ | ___ / \ (•) | / \ / \_|___|_/ \ / /| \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / |\ \ | / | \__ ___/ | \ | |___/ /\ | | /\ \___| //\\ / \_|_____|_/ \ //\\ \| |/ |___| \____/ |___| \| |/ | | | | | | | | _| | | |_ /_____\ /_____\
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Alone *que bioshock sad music forever alone*
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My boyfriend does this thing to me from time to time where he carries me in my sleep (I'm a deep sleeper OK) and takes me to the car or somewhere so I wake up like WTF hahaha. But I guess there are other worse ways to wake up :P
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2 RepliesHearing the beeps
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1 ReplyRead as "worst way to break up?"
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1 ReplyCovered in fire ants. It's a long and painful story. Well, more painful than long.
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Not having Folgers in your cup.
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When someone is holding a sword to your throat and you panic then realise you can't die so you get annoyed because you were woken up
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Well, It is Monday...
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With a snake in your boot.
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1 ReplyWaking up is probably the worst part of waking up
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Thought it said "worst way to break up" Boy I had a lot of good ideas, But as for waking up, I have woken up in a wet tent with a tornado siren going off
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Wake up on a scattered floor of Legos with your worst enemy at the door, so even when you get to the doorway he/she shoves you back, headfirst into the pile of Legos.
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Tied up in a car with your mouth duck taped.
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2 RepliesIn a motel bathtub, packed with ice, with your kidneys missing.
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Breakup text
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Edited by SealTheDeal: 2/8/2016 4:27:13 PMWaking up in the middle of the night because of a tornado alert. That sucked.
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2 RepliesInitially waking up; airhorn followed by cold water from a bucket on you after throwing up for 2 hours the night before because your dad thought it would be funny. trying to fully wake up before work/school/whatever: walking to work and being hit by a car, due to the inattention of the driver, then being stuck in bed for the proceeding 2 weeks with a heart monitor because of a heart issue they found at the ER after the accident. The latter has been my last 2 weeks.
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Waking up to sleep paralysis it happened to me and it's nightmare fuel.
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Edited by kerrick2: 2/7/2016 1:15:43 AMWaking up next to [spoiler] ╭☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ \ . .\ \ \ /╰U╯\ [/spoiler]
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That awkward situation where you're either super thirsty or have to go to the bathroom but are just way too tired and lazy to want to do anything about it.
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To ash and dust.
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In any non-sexy fashion.
