What do I do, I tried to get a watermelon out of my toaster oven, and instead pulled out a huge purple orange.
Help me OffTopic, you're my only hope...
Edit: It has now turned blue. I'm taking it to Obama's house to ask him to baptise it.
Edit: OffTopic, forgive me. I'm bored as hell. Lol wut.
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Obama refused to baptise it, he claimed I was high or something. Then guys grabbed me and pulled me away.