I have tons of stories from Japan. I was out drinking and a guy about in his 70's randomly sat next to me and grabbed my man boobs at the bar. I didn't want to risk deportation by beating on an old man. I was riding the train yesterday when this girl next to me started falling asleep. She gradually fell further and further closer to me until her head was literally almost in my lap. It looked very inappropriate. Not to mention it was a very crowded train and everyone was trying not to stare at it. I kindly woke her up after mentally kicking myself. I knocked over an old lady who popped out of an alleyway with my bike. She flew in the air while doing. 360 and landed. I threw my bike down and helped her up while telling her I can escort her to the hospital. She looked up and saw my old white foreign face and immediately started stammering. She manages to say that she is ok and proceeded to walk away. I tried to insist that I can help her but she waved me away saying she is ok. A guy saw I Was married while I was at the store by my wedding ring. He asked in Japanese if she was a foreigner or Japanese. I said Japanese. So he then said in English "do you like Japanese sexy time?" He then said in English "I want do America sexy time. Blonde hair blue eyes big melons." I was sitting in my car waiting for my evening English class to begin. I was parked outside a 7/11 store eating my dinner when suddenly the back door opened and in came a kid that looked just like the kid from Pixar's "Up". I was like "ummm" to get his attention but he didn't hear me. He said after buckling himself "Wait... This car smells different" and he then looked around and said "and it looks different." He then looked up and saw this white guy looking at him from the front seat. He then bursted into a screaming crying fit while flinging himself every which way. Luckily, his father he saw him and manages to get him out. I apologized because well...Japan but he insisted it was his fault. I thought I was going to get deported for being a fake kidnapper. Kid was still crying as they were pulling out of the parking lot lol. To be fair, my car and his dad's car was nearly identical and next to each other.