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2/3/2016 11:26:54 AM
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I was walking and me and this girl had an encounter, we tried getting passed each other. So after about ten seconds she grabs my dick, looks at me, and winks. I freeze up and she just walks away
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Cool story bro [spoiler]Lies hurt ;([/spoiler]
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Whatever you believe fam
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*thirst intensifies*
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I don't see how it could get more intense
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It always gets more intense
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Yeah for sure
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I didn't know her man it was a stranger
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If this is true you should've run after her
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I wasn't super attracted to her she was ok
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Doesn't matter, she touched your dick voluntarily
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But I'm not some horny kid that'll -blam!- anything that walks I have standards
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I wasn't expecting anyone here to have some kind of standards
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srsly?
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Yes I'm a decently attractive guy so why would I -blam!- an ok looking woman [spoiler]please don't kill me anomaly [/spoiler]
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I'm just kidding lol
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Idk man some people standards are quite surprising
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probably [quote]anything [i]that walks[/i][/quote] is already set a little too high for some people lol
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[quote][i]anything[/i][/quote] Seems a bit too high actually
