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2/4/2016 11:26:47 PM
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*just sits there sharpening a knife* Now things have really slowed down... Time to make some bad decisions! *starts chugging aces' vodka*
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Don't you make me chug that. Or else.
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Yes! Good times! *Chugs down one of my own special brews and passes out almost instantly*
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*opens another bottle and starts chugging* Woohoo!
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*Wakes up and teleports away*
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*looks around* Where did you go buddy? *shrugs shoulders and starts drinking some bourbon*
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Dear god. What are you doing?
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I know what I'm *hic* doing!
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I'm not drinking that. And your not going shove a needle in my tentacle arm thingy *gets stabbed* You basasssdfededsfrdffeffssx *passes out*
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*sits on you and continues drinking*
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*wakes up* *is drunk* WHERES THE TAXI GERALD?!?!! WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN! IM MINE CHOCOLATE
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*teleports next to nuke* You know you shouldn't do that and I'm going to stand on your head now *teleports onto nuke's head*
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Do what? *starts juggling knives over my head*
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*lays down as my fur becomes harder and smoother* I'm going to protect my self from those knives
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*pulls out a 3 live grenades and starts juggling those with the knives*
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WHY?!?!? *teleports onto the ceiling and armors up* I'm staying up here!
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*Grenades burst into confetti and I catch the knives in my mouth* [inaudible] *takes out knives* I want to show you [i]The triumvirate[/i] or my new dagger...
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I am staying here just in case *armor tightens and drills into the ceiling*
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This blade is specially designed to have the most vicious of wounds that take a team of surgeons to close...
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Edited by TabeticTerror1: 2/6/2016 3:11:58 AMNot mine .... Hopefully *armor continues to harden and grow tougher*
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And *pulls out a dagger with three spiraling blades closing in on a cylindrical form* It's banned by the Geneva convention...
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*walks away slowly than runs*
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Yeah i wonder why .... Yeah i'm still staying up here *continues to increase armor*
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Saw one of those once at a specialty blade store. Nasty bit of work that.
