Oh this is good. Two days ago I was just doing me and decided to take the bus to meet a friend at this park. On my way to this park, I met this girl. Her name was Samantha. She was really cute and I thought she was cool. Bus finally arrives after her and I have been talking for about ten minutes. Turns out as I was about to let her on the bus before me, (because I have manners) she told me she wasn't getting on. I was confused and asked her why. She replied "I only came over here to talk with you because I thought you were cute." And she left. After boarding the bus I was heading to my destination with new found confidence. Day dreaming about this beautiful girl, I was instantly removed from this day dream because I let out a roaring fart. I scared myself out of the day dream to look around and find four people turned around staring at me. I felt like I was on The Voice. That is all. Continue with your day you wonderful humans :]