So there's this huge beetle in my room. I'm laying in bed, protected by my blankets, and I can still here it buzzing around. I don't want to risk escaping. It probably wants revenge on me for killing a dozen other beetles throughout the previous year, and wants to take my soul. I'm scared ;_;
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Just found its dead body near my lamp. It's over, everyone. The torment is done. The demon has been expelled. I can now rest peacefully. May we mark this day in history.