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2/7/2016 5:21:49 AM
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"What you got edgy in your ears? It's Bendy. But if you're not gonna give your name, I'll just call you Edgy McEdgy Face. Good? Good, cuz I'm not changing it."
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Aren't you an arrogant little calculator? Did little Timmy not need you in math class today?
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"No, because he was too busy staring at Susan's tits! Meanwhile I was hacking into the Pentagon, and replacing all their backgrounds with kittens."
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At least that's productive. Why so lonesome? Is -blam!-ing with the feds not good enough for you?
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"I'm not lonesome. I've got the voices in my head and you to -blam!- with!"
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The voices in your head are probably less likely to send you to the scrapheap.
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"Oooooh. So scary! Please mister Edgy don't beat me up! Cmon! The scrap heap would be an upgrade for me."
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Self-deprecation's not helping your case too much.
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"And?"
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Neither is blatant bravado.
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"You're using big words. It hurts. Stop."
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I think I'll keep it up. Might short you out and shut you up.
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"Or activate my Killswitch. And I don't care who you are, you DONT want that to happen."
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[i]He shrugs.[/i] Can't say I haven't seen worse.
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"That's because you haven't seen it, amigo. Anyway." He gets up. "Can I hitch a ride?"
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On what? I didn't drive here.
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"Well can I have a piggyback ride?"
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"Can you adopt sarcasm?"
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Don't know. Can I?
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"I'd advise you too."
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I don't know if I'm feelin' it.
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"Well feel it!"
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And if I don't want to?
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"I'll shove excessive amounts of alcohol into all the wrong places."
