Aren't you an arrogant little calculator? Did little Timmy not need you in math class today?
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"No, because he was too busy staring at Susan's tits! Meanwhile I was hacking into the Pentagon, and replacing all their backgrounds with kittens."
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At least that's productive. Why so lonesome? Is -blam!-ing with the feds not good enough for you?
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"I'm not lonesome. I've got the voices in my head and you to -blam!- with!"
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The voices in your head are probably less likely to send you to the scrapheap.
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"Oooooh. So scary! Please mister Edgy don't beat me up! Cmon! The scrap heap would be an upgrade for me."
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Self-deprecation's not helping your case too much.
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"And?"
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Neither is blatant bravado.
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"You're using big words. It hurts. Stop."
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I think I'll keep it up. Might short you out and shut you up.
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"Or activate my Killswitch. And I don't care who you are, you DONT want that to happen."
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[i]He shrugs.[/i] Can't say I haven't seen worse.
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"That's because you haven't seen it, amigo. Anyway." He gets up. "Can I hitch a ride?"
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On what? I didn't drive here.
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"Well can I have a piggyback ride?"
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"Can you adopt sarcasm?"
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Don't know. Can I?
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"I'd advise you too."
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I don't know if I'm feelin' it.
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"Well feel it!"
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And if I don't want to?
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"I'll shove excessive amounts of alcohol into all the wrong places."
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You'll try.
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"Or, actually, I could freak you the -blam!- out by breaking the 4th wall."